Are you there vodka? It's me Tyler.

this shit should be televised.

[cheesewhizexpress]

[cheesewhizexpress]

[farmfreshmemes]

[broad-city]

[tdbw2]

[musicallymaniacal]

i feel attacked.

[feistyfrank]

[squeegool]

IT’S MORPHIN TIME!!!

MASTODON!!!

PTERODACTYL!!!

TRICERATOPS!!!!

SABERTOOTH TIGER!!!

TYRANNOSAURUS!!!!

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[comic-girl2234-deactivated20240]

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

[caprifreak]

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

[caprifreak]

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

[chrisodonnell]

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

I’ll take “how I knew I was a homosexual as a child” for $400, Alex

[californiadreamboy]

Gay culture is Chris O'Donnell as Robin in the Batman movies

[steevoooo-deactivated20180127]

Y'all are tryna be funny but this is real life.

[stephanemiroux]

Don’t forget the close up pecs, crotch, and ass shots. I still don’t see any heterosexual reasons for this.

[magicfound]

Re blogging for the added last gif. This is so true you guys. I knew I was too into Robin as a kid.

[trophybutch]

[ajperyea81-deactivated20210722]

Season 4 tho.

[f-yeahtrixiemattel]

[dulect]

when you and your crews outfits are on point

[ughquaria]

honestly god bless kimora blac. i’m honored to be alive at the same time as her (x) 

[ivsaur]

ICON

[hhoran]

[ghostsandgoblins]

[our-hideout-world]

“”EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his dick tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.” 

[haveabiscxitpotter-blog]

“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his dick hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”

[basillisks-deactivated20170923]

“He had not been this close to Malfoy since he had watched him muttering to Crabbe and Goyle during Dumbledore’s speech about Cedric. He could feel a kind of ringing in his ears. His hand gripped his dick under his robes”

[dead-seriously-deactivated20160]

LOL dark-blueeeee

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

“My dick.” Said Ron. “Look at my dick.” It had snapped, almost in two, and the tip was dangling limply, held on by only a few spare splinters.

[marauders4evr]

I’ve got this…

“Twelve and a quarter inches…pleasantly springy. It’s in fine condition…You treat it regularly?“

“Polished it last night,” said Cedric, grinning.

Harry looked down at his own dick. He could see finger marks all over it.

He gathered a fistful of robe from his knee and tried to rub it clean surreptitiously. Several gold sparks shot out of the end of it.

Fleur Delacour gave him a very patronizing look, and he desisted.

[cherryliqor-deactivated20180108]

“No volunteers?” said Voldemort. “Let’s see…Lucius, I see no reason for you to have a dick anymore.”

Lucius Malfoy look up. His skin appeared yellowish and waxy in the firelight, and his eyes were sunken and shadowed. When he spoke, his voice was hoarse.

“My Lord?”

“Your dick, Lucius. I require your dick.”

[peachsllk]

PFFFFF HAHA

[prayforjensen]

“Your dick, Lucius. I require your dick.”