We Are Only Young Once

That is all society can stand.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Sleep well. (by C-Section Comics)

[poochin]

[dreamdaddygame]

♡ WHO’S YOUR DREAM DADDY? ♡

Wishlist Dream Daddy on Steam!

[mpgisofficial]

The new episode of MPGIS just dropped! Watch Cameron and Mikayla tell the tale of Creepy Gil, and then watch the entire episode on Youtube: https://youtu.be/K2-yhbAuh9A

[contemporarytrash]

Happy 4th of July

[seriousjones]

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

[ruinedchildhood]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

jebus crust….

[elfgrove]

PLEASE TELL ME IT COMES WITH A RED ON WHITE COLOR PATTERN VERSION.

[just-shower-thoughts]

No matter how insignificant or underappreciated I feel, I always remember that there is someone in the world installing a turn signal into a BMW.

[acoolguy]

if your friend is sick and you don’t get into a submarine and shrink yourself down and enter their body to help cure them ….are you really friends?

[crownedprincezuko]

Relationship goals: Bob and Linda when Linda shouts out the window “He’s dead! Go away he’s dead!” to help Bob avoid people

[tastefullyoffensive]

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

Captain Crunch earned his name by giving the worst blowjobs imaginable

[commandercorgi4]

[gifmovie]

[neorattz]

this is how i run in nightmares

[haus-of-hiddleston]

I’ve never been able to describe what it’s like running in nightmares. This gif is a PERFECT representation!

[mapsontheweb]

Most-used word in each US state.

[prince-cake]

All my friends are Wheat Thins take it slow

[prince-cake]

Eat them as a snack for on the go

[feministperalta]

I’m so late in the game but RIP vine

[mjalti]

get you a man who can do both? ..show me a man who can do one (1) thing correctly…