Boring Life Excitement

Shannon Female 18 Lover of the D I love tattoos and Panic! At The Disco I'm in a few fandoms I bake a lot I love crafts, especially ones with glitter and I have ferrets I'm pretty cool.

[catchymemes]

BLOCK 100

HEAVY ARMOR 100

[desmondsprettyface]

So I looked up the whole story and, as the BBC reports:

[jrpg-deactivated20220320]

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

[elonmuskisabitch]

[skrytch]

social cue misinterpretation level:

Artist

[yavln4]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

give. that. boy. a. borger.

[deanandhiscas]

[impossiblenothings]

I never want an explanation

[dabobobee]

For those that do: this is a common thing at all inclusive resorts in Mexico. Not this exactly but water aerobics in the pool instructed by one of the entertainment staff in a costume is.

[hungwy]

Smash or pass: the sexy tuna guy from the starkist cans

[hungwy]

Fuck marry kill: green giant, sexy tuna, mr clean

[hungwy]

You are NOT allowed to kill mr clean

[corvuscrew-deactivated20230509]

This is obvious, kill the sexy tuna because that’s just weird, fuck Mr clean because he’s ripped and you know you won’t catch anything, now here you might think marry Mr clean because he’ll clean the house, but no, his cleanliness standards would be unbearable.

marry the green giant, making you basically a pagan god through marriage, and he can probably make vegetables grow using magic and as a vegan I need that, dick probably too big to do anything with but like, pagan marriages can be poly I think

[hungwy]

I want you to know you are so powerful to be able to begin with “this is obvious”

[squided]

“bisexuals are just being greedy”

This statement is correct.  I want all the donuts to myself.  No sharon you can’t have a donut.  Yes, I know there are 24 donuts.  Yes, I want them all for myself.  Fuck off sharon.

[steven]

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

[61below]

aw rats

[concrete-donuts]

british wizards be like, “omg hogwarts is the best wizarding school in the world” oh really? well beauxbatons didn’t have lord fucking voldemort on campus every other year

[hazbin-hotel-screencaps]

[vote-for-eggman]

she killed him with a fuckin look

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

The I, Robot sequel looks lit.

[the-perks-of-being-black]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

give her one

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

give her a cheeto.

[androidboy]

a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

[androidboy]

a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction

thanks, chad

[neurodivergent-crow]

Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need

[rcktpwr]

me and my gf staring into each others eyes because we’re engaging in a psychic battle of wills but also because we love each other

[c3po]

hey @staff miles is pretending to have a girlfriend again can you delete his blog now?

[rcktpwr]

shes real she goes to another website

[oomshi]

[catsaresocuteicanteven]

You walk out in the pink one, listen to the police, gasp demurely, then say “excuse me for a moment” and come back out in the black one.  Sounds reasonable and completely unsuspicious.

[turing-tested]

If I’m a Taurus and my bf is a viagra can i be valid by association

your boyfriend is a what now

[angry-eevee]

Fantasy RPG Races as Dogs

Human:

Elf:

Dwarf:

Halfling:

Half Orc:

[bluebandedagate]

This is the best description of the fantasy races I’ve ever seen. Let me add some more!

Half-Elf:

Tiefling:

Gnome:

Dragonborn:

[ykana]

[thegravelbro]

a mass exodus from chicken village

[assbaka]

what tragedy befell these gentle folk…