dabrabbit

27. she/her. bisexual. stoner, coder, musician, cat-and-dog lady, trying to be human.

[dabrabbit]

I feel like I always get a service top bait-and-switch. Like, someone will be all “I’m a fucking domly Domme, I love making choices, I do it all the time” and then all of a sudden in the scene they’re all “I love being a service top! omg you’re so bossy, it’s great. it’s all about what you want. You make all the choices.” and then I am sometimes fucking triggered into dissociating and it makes me goddamned miserable

ain’t nothing wrong with a service type, but I DO NOT MOTHERFUCKING SWING THAT WAY. I don’t care how hot I am and how much you want to fuck me, it’s fucking shitty to pull a bait-and-switch like that

[dabrabbit]

this message cosigned by my libido and my cptsd and my anger and all the fucking tears i cried. And also it’s fairly shitty to be all “i love you! I’m your girlfriend!” etc etc with my friends but “oh she’s just a friend” *awkward laugh and topic change* with yours.

Side piece is only a sexy feeling in the bedroom (or living room, or kitchen, or...). But I am too fucking old to be a dirty little secret

[dabrabbit]

I feel like I always get a service top bait-and-switch. Like, someone will be all “I’m a fucking domly Domme, I love making choices, I do it all the time” and then all of a sudden in the scene they’re all “I love being a service top! omg you’re so bossy, it’s great. it’s all about what you want. You make all the choices.” and then I am sometimes fucking triggered into dissociating and it makes me goddamned miserable

ain’t nothing wrong with a service type, but I DO NOT MOTHERFUCKING SWING THAT WAY. I don’t care how hot I am and how much you want to fuck me, it’s fucking shitty to pull a bait-and-switch like that

[dabrabbit]

It's really hard to grow and change and improve when I spend so much time either thinking about killing myself or trying to stop from killing myself

[finelineoutro]

Writers & Journalists tweeting about Harry’s perspective on a teenage audience (x,x,x)

[dabrabbit]

me, rereading my own writing: My Guy, Have You Ever Met A Semicolon You Did Not Immediately Take To Bed; Have You Ever Heard Of Ending Sentences, Pal; Why Do You Just Spend All Your Time Caressing Semicolons As You Make Sweet Love To Them; Learn How To Use Commas And Conjunctions You Semicolon Fucker

[bifacts]

Fact: When bisexuals say ‘goodbye’ they are in fact saying ‘good-bi’ and congratulating all bisexuals. However, if they say 'bye-bye’ they actually mean 'bi-bi’ and they are summoning other bisexuals to prey on the flesh of non-bi’s. There is no escape.

[ipecacandcivetoil-deactivated20]

so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know

they actually did a study on this

and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches

yes

ostrich farmers have trouble setting up their ostriches with each other because they’re just not interested, they want their farmers instead

it’s incredible

[ipecacandcivetoil-deactivated20]

also, ostriches show notable sexual preference

some male ostriches will only display for male humans, some will display for anybody, some will display for female humans only

[nekosaws]

I can’t believe ostriches are reverse furries

[sunlian-deactivated20180906]

great we gotta kinkshame the fuckin birds now

[sgtmustard-deactivated20171227]

reblog if you’re BI, TIRED, or WANT SOME FRENCH FRIES RN

[dabrabbit]

3/3 heckin' yes for me!

[sgtmustard-deactivated20171227]

reblog if you’re BI, TIRED, or WANT SOME FRENCH FRIES RN

[dabrabbit]

3/3 heck yes to me!

[unbfacts]

Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams.

[drst]

*fistbump*

[bitchwhoyoukiddin]

Confirmed.  He’s also dumped millions into cancer research.  I really do love Keanu Reeves a lot.

[fluffy-overlord]

Keanu Reeves is like the nicest person. He still lives in an apartment/flat and he gives most of his money away to charities and people who need it. He even invites some paparazzi people to sit down and eat with him when he’s at a coffee shop or restaurant. He’s such a nice person.

[utf2005]

[airspaniel]

When I was working on the UWS, one of my delivery guys accidentally backed his scooter into a parked car in front of the restaurant. I went out to help, since the driver didn’t speak much English, and it turned out the car belonged to Keanu Reeves. He helped us pick the scooter up, and when I asked if we could exchange insurance information (because the front of the car was pretty banged up), he kept telling us not to worry about it and put his hand on the driver’s shoulder and said “I just want to make sure you’re okay, man. Are you okay?” And he was so sincere about it and so kind that I decided in that moment I would always defend Keanu Reeves at all costs. He is an excellent man.

[jehovahhthickness]

I need to be more like Keanu Reeves because I’m evil compared to him.

[putmeincoach]

“Next few centuries”

Keanu dropping hints that he is an immortal.

[sunquark]

i love keanu reeves

[holdtightposts]

My wife and I were dining at Nobu’s in Honolulu and sitting across from us was Keanu or at least I thought it was. We kept talking about whether it was him or not and finally, I decided to throw some old school Bill & Ted at him.

I stood up and threw my arms up into the motion of an air guitar, my wife is begging me to sit back down, and I pointed at the guy who may be Keanu Reeves, and said, “Most Excellent.”

He stood up and did it back at me. Then we both had a moment and pointed at each other. I sent him another of whatever it was he was drinking. It was a cucumber sake martini. That was the end of it.

Or so I thought.

He left before we finished our meal. By the time we were done, dessert came that we didn’t order. We thought, “oh, must be compliments of the chef.” Then the bill never came. When we asked for it, our waitress said Keanu Reeves took care of it.

IT WAS REALLY HIM. And he left a note. It said, “thanks for the refresh. Keanu.”

When I finally saw him again years later, because of work. I brought it up. Then he air guitar and said, “most excellent. I remember. At Nobu’s. Thanks for the drink.” We chatted a bit and I got an autograph for my mum because she’s a huge Keanu fan. Then that was that.

What a moment.

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

An angel

[elusianknight]

And he does a lot of anti human trafficking work iirc. Seems like a really awesome guy.

[missshirley]

Back when I first moved to NYC, I got a job as a theater usher. We were all young, 18-20 or so, and it was heavily impressed upon us that we needed to treat the theatergoers with TOTAL respect at ALL times or risk our jobs. As such, we were all totally underprepared for the drunk guy who tried to steal a bottle of wine from the lobby bar during intermission. We were trying to politely get the bottle back, but he was growing loud and belligerent. Since the second act was now starting, this was a countdown to all of us being in trouble. 

Then Keanu walks up. Calmly charms the guy. Slips the usher behind the bar cash to cover the bottle, without the guy even noticing, and walks him back in to his seat like it’s a normal thing he does every day. He didn’t know the guy, didn’t know any of us, but effortlessly deescalated the situation and quite probably saved some jobs that night. 

Just a wandering do-gooder, this man.

[walkingoutintherain]

#everything i’ve ever heard anecdotally about keanu reeves #further convinces me that he is the chillest immortal #like he’s probably just spent centuries donating blood instead of drinking it (via @revolutionarygirlshati)

[paintedcowboy]

@curvethemoonshine

[dabrabbit]

Pam has fucked Archer, his mom, and his partner. And she was the best sex Archer ever had.

[digg]

[tenaflyviper]

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

[revdrfrog]

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

[dreaming-jaybird]

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

[dabrabbit]

This made my day 10,000x better

[carsonphillips]

I love dresses because they’re so lazy and require such little effort yet when you wear them people think you actually attempted to look nice 

[dabrabbit]

I spend a lot--a LOT--of time daydreaming about revenge suicide. It's the only way to get any of my power back, I think. I could write down the names of the men who hurt me, raped me, ruined me, and I could hurt them back. And I could tank the value of the house by killing myself here as a final fuck you to my abusive ex. No one would miss me, really. They'd be sad for a few weeks but they'd get over it and move on.

[bifacts]

Fact: Bisexuals don’t exist. The ‘b’ in ‘LGBT’ stands for bees. People who say they’re bi? Bees. Everything you love? Also bees.

[fabriquer-en-jamaique-deactivat]

Bees?

[bifacts]

Bees.

[leviage]

me: I’m mentally ill and struggling to get the energy to do tasks that are necessary for my everyday life

a neurotypical: having you considering taking on several time consuming and tiring hobbies, such as running, getting up at 5am to do yoga, and making green smoothies with 20 ingredients every day

[photochoco]

Jackpot

[photochoco]

This is getting kind of ridiculous.

There are two five leaves in there somewhere 

[photochoco]

I lost count

[humunanunga]

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!