Queens Of The Stoned Age

i’ve had this blog for 10 years and not once have i known how to correctly use it. i’m sorry i’m like this

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[lesbiantiana]

[zegalba]

Artwork by Nils-Udo

[fruityyamenrunner]

something charmingly twentieth century about this

[momdusa]

From 3DBearnadette on tweeter...

[autisticbabayaga]

My most referenced meme is actually this sign from a furniture store's going out of business sale in my hometown.

[gulistan-blog]

㋡🥀

[snudibranchs]

tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry

[goatsorcery]

im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!

an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.

“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids

[astrodael]

the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.

[pointnclick]

god if there was an alligator outside my house right now that would be scary

[pointnclick]

i was like wizard high and nauseous with fear when i posted this and no one even tried to save me

[gulistan-blog]

㋡🥀

[thedankmemes]

[kaijuno]

You would kill a man for this bedroom

[demonius-darkblade]

If a socialist country wanted to pay me to do podcasts with their equivalent of Joe Rogan and talk about how Americans gotta eat rats to survive I would take the opportunity in a heartbeat. "Sometimes I would be too weak to hunt" I'll say "I had to lay on the floor and suck the marrow from each tiny bone"

[zoologica42]

Opah 🤝 Wahoo fish named after what I would shout if I caught one 

[bowserwife]

A transgender Muslim lesbian who is a cop is beating a cisgender heterosexual white homeless man for public urination. Who is more opressed in this situation? You have 10 seconds to answer correctly or you will be incinerated go

[bowserwife]

Good. Now what if the man is an immigrant? What if he used to frequent MRA subreddits? What if the cop has ADHD? Quickly, the lasers are charging

[girlmilkers]

ah, time is up mr bond! looks like you are going to be...(pauses with hand over red button)...subject to discourse

[dykebeckett]

I love stealing. you think I'm payin 4 dollars for a lip balm? kill your self rightnow