Whats Crackalackin? My Bones.

Not Kitty in a weird way, it’s a nickname for Kate

[dadandphol]

I overestimated how much dinner I needed and now I’m on my third meal of the same food with at least two serves left before I run out

Anyone need some eggplant pilaf I have HEAPS

It’s yummy but km gonna lose it

[dragoninsect]

no one:

…

dan: WHEN YOU GO TO A HOTEL -

phil: RIBENA SUCKS NOW!!

dan: - THE FIRST THING YOU DO SHOULD BE -

phil: IT USED TO HAVE SUGAR!!

dan: - TAKE THE FUCKING THROWS AND DECORATIVE PILLOWS OFF THE FUCKING BED!!!!!!!!!

phil: FUCK THE SUGAR TAX!!!!!!!!

[pseudophan]

roflmao

[estiehowells]

Happy Phil Lester Day to all who celebrate 🎉🎂🎈🎁 🥳

[diphowell]

big "i mean, what else are people supposed to think?" energy here

[smodernlife]

Shane Hollander wrote this

[spiral-mp3]

Um actually Dan and Phil wrote this

[dnp-as-posts]

[hit-the-showerz]

Heated Rivalry incorrect quotes 2/?

Bonus:

[wokibug]

hands were shaking at the speed with which i drew this — inspired heavily by this post and obviously recent events

just like. imagine it with me okay. 2013

[meatballcat1-deactivated2026051]

[slinkyonthestairs]

He replicated it identically, I'm amazed.

[dadandphol]

I can tell when a fanfic author is a pjo/HoO fan based on one phrase in their writing cause it’s consistent that despite writing for fandoms that aren’t pjo they still write “thank the gods” instead of “thank god”

[dadandphol]

Biblically accurate phedsheets wrapping paper

[pseudophan]

give dan credit he worked hard

[pseudophan]

exactly glad he agrees

[queerdnp]

cant wait to see the fight between the immovable object (dan's need for privacy) and the unstoppable force (dan's need to brag about phil) play out every monday on hard launch the podcast

[queerdnp]

so as it turns out the immovable object decided to pack it up and go home

[thelionandthellama]

flustered boyfriend (⁄ ⁄O⁄ω⁄O⁄ ⁄)

[morganadelacour]

This is the same man btw, only a few weeks apart. Leave it to Phil Lester to get a man who can do both 💅🏻