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Cai, 27 she/they i only care about MIYA OSAMU 18+ please, mdni

[dadbodosamu]

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updated: 03122022

[ganondorf]

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

[tedcruzisthezodiackiller]

[dadbodosamu]

you reposting an osamu related post in the big ‘26. LOVE THAT

osamu is my man for LIFEEEE FR 💖💖 i was literally just thinking about how i wish the haikyuu fandom was still at its peak bc there’s like no new content 😩🫩 if i ever write again it’ll probably be osamu lmao

[florasuno]

Help I’m thinking of Osamu Miya, 36, Onigiri Miya owner, 6’2, with muscles that were once defined and lean for Volleyball turned soft and cushioned by a layer of fat, meant more for throwing bags of rice and boxes of ingredients than reaching over a net.

Osamu Miya who always smells like cooking spice, rice starch, and the remnants of cologne that he put on at 4 in the morning in an attempt to be more human than onigiri master.

Osamu Miya who has one single dimple on his left cheek when he grins, and a small chip in one of his front teeth from when his brother elbowed him as a teenager, chews on his pens when he’s doing the restaurant’s budget, and still has text books from his business classes in uni because he “might need to remember somethin’.”

Osamu Miya who keeps his bitches constantly about his twin but always has his games playing on the tv in the corner and mysteriously has Atsumu’s favorites ready for him when they lose. Who goes to visit his mom every Saturday night so he can “do his laundry” even though he stopped bringing clothes over 8 years ago.

Osamu Miya who always makes sure to kiss you before he leaves in the morning, even if you’re still asleep in bed because sun hasn’t even crested over the horizon yet. Who then laughs when he walks into the back office of the shop and finds you curled up on the ratty old couch he has against the wall, scratchy throw blanket his Gran knitted 5 decades ago wrapped around you as you sleep against his jacket.

Osamu Miya that grins, all dimple and chipped tooth, as you yawn and mumble that you couldn’t sleep at home because he took his smell with him. Who thinks that maybe he won’t wait for a special occasion to give you that ring that’s been burning a hole in his desk drawer.

[zaynezone]

All of us still writing Valko:

[magscornerstore]

unfortunately im not normal and have to insert myself into every piece of media i consume

[ghouljams]

holding you by the hands: you know that the "you" in a 2nd person pov isn't literally you right? you know that even in a "reader insert" story it is still a character, right? you recognize that because they are not actually you they may make choices different from the one that you would make for the sake fo the story, right? you know that? you know that the only "you" that exists in the context of the story is the you that is reading it? right?

[freeroam]

would you rather your f/o be real in our universe, or you be a canon character in your f/o's universe?

take me there!!!!

bring them HERE!!!!

other?

izzy button :P

Remaining time: 1 day 16 hours

rb with your reasonings for either!!! ^_^

[dadbodosamu]

people on ao3 are getting a little too comfortable about ai. i personally feel everyone on ao3 should make these people feel ashamed and fucking embarrassed

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[dadbodosamu]

omg when did you change ur user back YAY it’s iconic

i changed it back a couple of weeks ago maybe?? my legal name IS dadbodosamu, calebxia was a temporary nickname lmao

[fushiguro]

Shidou in Blue Lock Season 2 Episode 2

[takaholic]

@jozhenji

[whoreiaki-kakyoin]

What, so a girl can’t even hit a pitiful fucking whimper when she sees a hot fictional man anymore? Can’t even whine like a dog?

[martindykewood]

theres some stuff im rather abnormal about

[probablily]

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

[romancerepulsed]

i keep seeing misinformation about this, so: queerplatonic relationships do not have a set definition. the name comes from the idea that it's "queering" the platonic relationship, tailoring it to the individual relationships' own desires. it isn't necessarily romance lite, but it also isn't necessarily whatever definition you want to impose on it. the point of queering the platonic relationship is to break away from strict allonormative views on friendship, romance, and sex, not to make a new categorical box to fit in.

the answer to "what is a qpr?" is "whatever you want it to be." sometimes that is romance lite. sometimes it's a deeply committed friendship. sometimes it's friends who have a sexual relationship. sometimes it's based on an entirely different mode of attraction. sometimes it's fluid and impossible to put into words. it's whatever you want it to be. it's queer.

[gumiholic]

chill isagi

not a soccerball in sight btw