it's blorbin' time

who up selfing they ship? header gif made by @alpama

[dadbodsandbots]

🌈 Pride 2026 Promo 🌈

Cat 🏳️‍🌈 30s 🏳️‍🌈 bi 🏳️‍🌈 she/her

🩷 My current f/o list is here

💙 Chill with sharing, and respects non-sharers

💜 Minors and ageless blogs will be blocked

🚫 no terfs, no zionists, no proship

[biomecharnotaurus]

Gaby doodle

[artistapreguissosa]

🦁💏😤POV Disney Prince Lion El'Johnson judges your ship.

43 people looked at Lion boy here and clicked immediatly what this pose was a reference to, so I was forced to color him in a 2D animation style, WHAT IS SOMEHOW HARDER THAN MY USUAL STYLE, but I think it looks great, so thank you!

Drawing short hair lion feels so weeeeeird—

We have Guilliman and Yvraine (based on idiotoftheeast 's masterpiece, but slightly diferent Because I cannot draw Yvraine as cute as he does), Celestine and her Grey Fox mommy, The Geriatric Skeleons, Ephrael and Kyganil, and Magnus The Red doing Nothing Wrong.

Also Now I remember WHY I don't draw these Men in armour.

As Always, these are a bunch of digital drawings done on Ibispaint, 4000x3000 The big One I had to cut, and The usual 2625x3500 the smaller Ones, and JoyToys are Always The best references. IF ONLY VULKAN WOULD GET ONE

[freeroam]

miserable people: selfshipping is so lame and unhealthy and bad !!!1!!1!!

selfshippers:

(that’s you and your f/o. btw)

[soupselfships]

imagine your f/o being completely pathetic about their affections for you. i'm talking absolutely down horrendous. utterly whipped.

imagine their mind wandering during a moment to themself, only to fill with you you you. imagine the thought of you kissing them crossing their mind, invading their better sense, and they feel dizzy with the rush of emotions the mere notion causes to swell inside them. imagine them feeling lightheaded and desperate at your slightest touch, no matter how brief it is. imagine the feeling of the contact lingering on them far past when it was made, leaving them unable to shake it from their mind.

imagine them screaming internally (or even externally) because they cannot get it together when it comes to you. they're pathetic and they know it, head over heels and well aware- but how could they not be? it's over you, after all.

[dreams-and-honor]

@dadbodsandbots

[lvmimis]

f/o who finds themselves unconsciously fiddling with their wedding band just days after you get married because it's still hard to believe that they have the right to be your lawfully wedded partner and need to remind themselves it's real

[gh0st-nebulae]

🐺hi

[painwithoutplot]

computer show me highly trained, highly knowledgeable, otherwise pragmatic characters twisting themselves into knots to rationalise their self-destructive tendencies

[painwithoutplot]

or simply Not Thinking About It

[death-company]

So sick of his brothers' shit that he could vomit.

[dadbodsandbots]

battle brothers and serfs acting up - man’s got his hands full

[dadbodsandbots]

i need a new promo, but honestly stuck on a theme unless i just want to make one for my birthday next month??

[dadbodsandbots]

i haven't played a d.ragon age game outside of my college room mate's copy of origins, but i'll be damned if b.lackwall still doesn't have me by the balls as a secondhand f/o all these years later

[x3daffo]

the selfshipper symbiotic relationship

[karnakas]

Fifteen years of this btw.

Big ups to @batmanshusband for the comm!!

[maulsbeloved]

hospital

if anyone is able to provide funds for it let me know. god decided to nerf my kidney.

$hyperspaceoddity

paypal.me/Hyperspaceoddity

[maulsbeloved]

hello. Feeling less humorous. I might need a second opinion. And lyft funds.

[greelin]

“why’s he always covered in blood” he needs enrichment. What’s not clicking

[malibuklaus]

[biomecharnotaurus]

Mr. Seth doodle because I’m very mad and I need to distract myself lmaooo