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we're not kids anymore.

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@daddyhatmitchboy
literally the best part
I admit to having plenty of faults. I’m an imperfect person. But at least I don’t say “whoa what kinda drugs were they on when they made this?” when I see something with the slightest hint of surrealism
Keith Haring at opening of his Pop Shop at 292 Lafayette Street in SoHo, 1986.
catholic emperors would name themselves "pope innocent" "pope clement" "pope never did anything wrong" "pope tiny little baby" "pope good guy" and then commit atrocities
#pope just a little guy it’s also my birthday i’m a little birthday boy. the third (via lakevida)
In order to truly understand America, you must go to a Spirit Halloween set up inside of the closed-down ChuckE Cheese’s
What the fuck is five nights at freddys I’m going to kill all of you
This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life
This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨❤️👨.
The execution is like slam poetry but the content is clearly a shitpost and that’s def the most powerful combination I’ve encountered in a while
“Kill the messenger” when the messenger is the person at the center of the effort to save our lives.
my therapist: so how are you doing today?
me:
Is your therapist washing you?
used her hand sanitizer
fuck
I thought this was my hometown for a second