the

micah he/him

[powm]

literally the best part

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[apas-95]

[chongoblog]

I admit to having plenty of faults. I’m an imperfect person. But at least I don’t say “whoa what kinda drugs were they on when they made this?” when I see something with the slightest hint of surrealism

[twixnmix]

Keith Haring at opening of his Pop Shop at 292 Lafayette Street in SoHo, 1986.

[huffylemon]

[baltowolfquest]

catholic emperors would name themselves "pope innocent" "pope clement" "pope never did anything wrong" "pope tiny little baby" "pope good guy" and then commit atrocities

[aurpiment]

#pope just a little guy it’s also my birthday i’m a little birthday boy. the third (via lakevida)

[fullmetalfisting]

In order to truly understand America, you must go to a Spirit Halloween set up inside of the closed-down ChuckE Cheese’s

[fullmetalfisting]

What the fuck is five nights at freddys I’m going to kill all of you

[previoustags]

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

[karma-crystal]

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

[quietdoppelganger]

The execution is like slam poetry but the content is clearly a shitpost and that’s def the most powerful combination I’ve encountered in a while

[profeminist]

“Kill the messenger” when the messenger is the person at the center of the effort to save our lives.

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

[big-gay-mike]

Is your therapist washing you?

[honted]

used her hand sanitizer

[mens-rights-activia]

[lesbiskammerat]

[queenophydea]

[soft-xbaby]

fuck

[memewhore]

[toastbutteregg]

[guerrillatech]

[headspace-hotel]

I thought this was my hometown for a second

[enchantingcoffeenightmare]