Hollow

She/They 19 Jewish Bio student for a free Palestine

[superdaisypowerhour]

love an obama memoir. every couple years he drops a new book where he goes "i betrayed all of my principles for 8 years of a presidency where i got called every antiblack slur under the sun by like half the US and perpetrated unconscionable mass violence on the entire middle east. wish i didnt have to blow all those people up but hey what can you do?" and then collects a check about it.

[g0dfaking]

[dadmusicenthusiast]

Kinda kills me a bit inside that everytime my roommate is forced to interact with the guy that SA’d me numerous times she has to say something like “he was actually surprisingly pleasant to be around” like wow really im so glad you think so

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[certainly-april]

[sylestial]

[dadmusicenthusiast]

How it feels when your professor tells you to work in a group in the 100+ person lecture hall

[myconetted]

affirmations

i am a complex organism brutally engineered by uncaring forces of nature

i am a product of billions of years and trillions of deaths

i am building a machine greater than myself

i am able to make phone calls and appointments

[omtai]

The lion lowkey concerns himself a little bit

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[hballegro]

Attacked by very sudden torrential downpour and went to check the weather radar and then remembered this image

[cryptotheism]

wuh oh guys! Set thrusters to bedtime because I just got a signal from planet Sleepy: they are going to kill us with lasers

[phantomrose96]

If you are a PET trying to help your HUMAN just remember the acronym WAY

Are you in the Way?

Are you in the wAy?

Are you in the waY?

If the answer to all three is YES then you are HELPING 👏👏👏

[kibumkim]

[girlnextvore]

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[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Hey,.. if you were thinking about having sex today, I'm nonbinary fortnite.

[veil-fires]

DAERON TARGARYEN as text posts 1/?

[explicitlyrics]

Even when I was a little kid I wanted to have a beer and a cigarette on my porch some cool summer night