The Kind of Irony you Read in Bible Stories

Daedalus | any pronouns | 22 | Avatar of the Falling Titan | Scion of Bartleby | Eldritch terror in training

[rainyydoves]

i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

[rainyydoves]

are you really bad at it or are you in "good at it" spaces

[bigbigtruck]

"are you really bad at it or are you in 'good at it' spaces" has derailed so much self-hate since I read it

this is a load bearing sentence in my psyche and I can't believe it's only 2 months old

[crashbangprophet]

the phoenix witch turns death into the feeling of falling asleep in the car as a kid on a ride home and u wake up in ur parents bed or whatever that twitter post said

[crashbangprophet]

this is hidden at the bottom of the mailbox for eternity

[d3molition-lov3rs]

thinking about festivals held out in the zones. news of the event being spread through word-of-mouth, coveted zines, secret frequencies revealing the location through the radio. long treks with your crew across the desert, out into the far-flung parts of the zones away from where the scarecrows patrol, the radiation waves causing the horizon to blur and distort in the distance. clusters of vehicles, caravans and cars and motorbikes and trailers all clumped together in circles, fire-pits for roasting during the day and for huddling around for warmth at night. the stage is made of old pallets and plastic clumsily tied together with cord and rope, the stairs up to it creaking with every heavy step and threatening to collapse all together. the music is loud and electric, chords and drumbeats ripping across the desert, painting colours and noise through the otherwise silent landscape. the bands never stop playing, music blasting all hours of the night and day as killjoys mosh and fight and drink and laugh together in the crowd. motorbabies curl up together on top of the caravans to watch the show from afar, sharing sweets and comics and hand-made trinkets and jewellery amongst themselves. alliances and friendships are made with crews from the other side of the desert you otherwise would have never met, the memories encapsulated through the stories that will be told for years to come. art is made and shared in the form of painting one another's cars, tattoos inked deep into sun-tanned and blistered skin, photos snapped on old polaroids with long-expired rolls of film. songs are written in the moment and performed and played again and again and again, the melody forged by the magic of those present at the event. the final hours of the final day are marked by the early rising sun lighting up the people passed out in the sand, the roar of engines turning over, the sight of another crew disappearing over the horizon.

[redfish-blu]

Been thinking abt the magic system in Danger Days A Lot recently, so I wanted to try and visualize what The Girl’s powers could have looked like if she was ever actually taught to use them (by BLi, hence the evil vibes). These drawings were done like 3 months apart but we don’t need 2 talk about that. Anyways lore under the cut or wtv.

Scars are the product of strain from overuse, as her powers are based in a form of electromagnetic radiation which is conducted through her body. It causes burns similar to lightning scars except she’s burning herself from the inside rather than being burned, if that makes sense. There is a safer way to use the form of crude electricity she can produce (picture 2) but BLi didn’t teach her that because obviously, so it is used somewhat sparingly.

To mitigate injury, she can use the knives (picture 1) which are basically ray guns except the stuff that would usually be shot out of the barrel is conjured by The Girl into the form of a fixed plasma/excited hydrogen molecule blade thing that will basically kill anything it comes into contact with, if not cause a severe burn, because it’s essentially a condensed star anchored to a special metallic conductor built into the hilt. This transfers the energy from her body to the blade, which takes the strain off of her and results in far less scarring.

The Girl being the most powerful of those who can actually use this “magic”, she can handle more than the average person. For example, conjuring a fixed blade would be nearly impossible for anyone else, and using even the tiniest amount of crude electricity could send a less powerful user into cardiac arrest or cause a major stroke. The Girl can do these things with relative ease save for the incredible discipline and practice it requires, but once she’s past that it comes quite naturally.

These are only two of the ways her powers can manifest and they’re easier to depict because they have a physical presence. She can also do a bunch of other things but that’s a post for another day.

[venomssos]

it’s officially summer. time for danger days summer too those who also celebrate

[whitetrashroyaltyy]

THE FUTURE IS BULLETPROOF

THE AFTERMATH IS SECONDARY

ITS TIME TO DO IT NOW AND DO IT LOUD

KILLJOYS, MAKE SOME NOISE!

[clayslays]

let me be clear, this is in absolutely NO shade to the asexual community, and I am aware that autistic asexual trans men exist and are extremely valid!!!!

If i see kobra (or just any fucking character in general) being headcanon'd as ftm, autistic, and ace one more time i'm gonna fucking lose it.

A lot of people assume that asexual people are all innocent, and the same goes for autistic people. AND THE SAME GOES FOR TRANS GUYS. ALL OF THESE STEREOTYPES ARE HARMFUL AND SHITTY!!!

i'm autistic and transgender. Most people would assume that means i'm an innocent twink and because i'm innocent i must be asexual (which again, is harmful and shitty to ace ppl). I'm not asexual. People assume this about every trans autistic character (or character that they hc as trans and autistic), and it pisses me the fuck off. People do this with Kobra too. And I'm TIRED OF IT.

Like DESTROYA forbid an autistic tranny gets their freak on.

[emuhlo]

put these guys back in the killjoy jackets please

[pocketbutton]

party poison in crayon!!

[kawatsuu]

The jetset lfe

[t3a-gh0st]

New merch.

[gachahugs]

i think fun ghoul and the cherry bombs would have had a more group sleeping arrangement and then when he starts living with the killjoys he just in a weird nest of junk in the garage or wherever he makes his bombs but as he worms his way into there lives jet and kobra would let him sleep near them sometimes and he would really like it. Probably not poison very much though, maybe only as a rare treat. Maybe all of them together. Fun ghoul urhhhhg putting him in situations.

thank u for playing situations with me agahahha. I agreeeee. I think it took him a while to settle in because they have separate rooms vs his old crew being wanderers who would just camp out.

I think it took a while but the other three would be fine with a sleepover eventually. Kobra doesn't care because he grew up having to share a bed with a sibling. Jet is sensitive to noise but puts up with it because he likes Ghoul's nighttime stories. And Poison at first is very 'get out of my space NOW' but they adjust.

I love situations thank you

[venomssos]

it’s officially summer. time for danger days summer too those who also celebrate

[pristienne]

happy pride to the aroace character ever

[mechanismsgifs]

Some Nastya love from Gender Rebels - GPT forgot the name of the Aurora!

[tobyfoxsproskater]

The book is so fuckin funny man. Just at some meeting and the crew goes 'ohhhhh are you two not dating. Yeah we thought you were just like. Stratt's lame loser boytoy who she kept around for reasons.' and mr asexual is over here like ??????????????WHAT???????????????

[the-iliad-and-the-audacity]

Cutting out these tags for my recipe book cuz y’all are cooking in here

[misericordiia]

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

[misericordiia]

shit dude did we lose jesus again

[chekhovs-raygun]

they nailed him down and everything how does this keep happening