One more time with feeling

I read novels, and poems. I also try to write them. I take photos naked cuz that's the kind of person I am. I'm trying to accept there's no meaning to life and the universe whatsoever. DE. 27yrs

[perkistani]

I -

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

bitch imagine? LMFAAAOOOOO

[shadowcreature]

being my friend means you never have to apologize for texting back late. you can respond four days late or drop off in the middle of a slow conversation and that’s okay! i know you’re busy or tired or just don’t have the energy to text anymore. you can hang up a phone call and start texting me instead. it’s so hard to do social interaction. i get it. send me a meme once a week so i know you’re alive. i love you.

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

call me bi phobic or wuteva but i would never date a bisexual. theyre just gonna cheat smh

Anon, there are approximately 390 billion trees in the Amazon rainforest. These trees vary widely in species and size. The chemical reactions that occur in these trees in order to produce organic compounds and oxygen from carbon dioxide and water are complex and require a constant supply of energy to be generated by the plant. One of these 390 billion trees works hard to replace the oxygen that you breathe. Anon, I want you to find this tree deep in the Amazon rainforest and apologise to it for wasting the oxygen it works so hard to produce.

[babygoose-deactivated20240106]

this is legendary

i feel honored to witness this roast

[dastardlydorito]

[pokemoncinema]

Bless you

[netflxandchill]

Message me to buy the unsensored set 😘

[otherwindow]

Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

Thank you for this bespoke nightmare

[thyrell]

bro forget that how much money do i get for a femur under my pillow

[just-shower-thoughts]

Somewhere out there, somebody you forgot about remembers your birthday each year but never wishes you happy birthday.

[terrypratchettparadise]

“Your own brain ought to have the decency to be on your side.”

- Terry Pratchett - Wintersmith

[oh-my-hubris-deactivated2024082]

This is possibly the most true of all the many things I have read

[quik]

Jenny Holzer “BY YOUR RESPONSE TO DANGER” Red paint on white enamel

[hotelcaiette]

do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence 

[gahdamnpunk]

She about to get more rights than us. Just you see

[prince-aziraphale]

Okay but to expound on my deaf!Harry post…

- Dumbledore contacts Lupin before Harry attends Hogwarts and has him learn sign language and hires him as an interpreter for Harry during classes

- Snape: “are you listening to me potter?”

Harry, speaking to the best of his ability: “to be fair I can’t listen to anyone, however I was, in fact, paying attention”

-Hermione tirelessly helping Harry with speech and pronunciation so he can get spells right

-Ron aggressively trying to learn sign language to communicate with Harry and he’s so embarrassed he can’t get the hang of it at first but Harry thinks it’s the nicest thing anyone has ever done for him because what are friends??

-Draco, mouthing: “I hate you”

Harry, misreading hate as date: “If you wanted a date you should have said something sooner.”

-Harry signing rude things at Umbridge.

Umbridge: “What did he say!?”

Lupin: “he said you’re charming.”

-The entire Weasley family learning basic sign language for whenever Harry is with them, making him feel more at home since the Dursley’s never made a decent effort with it.

- McGonagall aware of Harry’s condition from observation at the Dursley’s prepared and learned sign language and signs when she can during her class, allowing Lupin the occasional break.

McGonagall: “You’re not sneaky Mr. Weasley; I very well know what you just signed.”

- Voldemort monologuing in sign language

Harry: “I’m sorry I don’t understand, I’m blind.”

Voldemort: “??????”

[vodkassassin]

God Voldemort learning sign language just so he can monologue to his nemesis is honestly something he’s actually Edgy and Ridiculous enough to do

[hybridzizi]

Voldemort, signing: “Harry Potter-”

Harry: *closes his eyes*

Voldemort: “Wha- no. Wormtail. Wormtail, make him open his eyes.”

[evanthology]

I would officially like to quit struggling and start snuggling™

[comicstoastonish]

Detective Comics #1000 (2019)

Writer: Tom King

Artist: Tony S. Daniel

[renthony]

Goal:

Acquire a large enough polycule to fully crew a sailing ship; proceed to become the terror of the high seas.

[polyamposting-blog]

[byjove]

Victor refusing to make the Monster a wife because he was worried they’d breed is such a cop out. Like, you’re cobbling together body parts from charnel houses. You can just not give her any ovaries. You can just spay her like a cat. Why are you this dumb Victor. You’re a doctor.

[byjove]

the implication that victor spend weeks giving the monster a working dick is also extremely weird

[techskylander]

Something to remember is that Victor didn’t just give the monster a working dick! He wanted his creation to be made of the best parts of men-it’s why the monster is made up of so many different pieces rather than one fresh corpse, why he’s so large, and why Victor is disappointed that he isn’t beautiful.

So, what does this mean? It means that Victor looked at the dicks of various corpses, testing not only to make sure they work, but also to find what he considered to be the best corpse dick. Does this mean the monster was extremely hung? Or did Victor simply pick the dick that seemed most attractive to him? Did he memorize the appearance of the dicks, or did he line them up to compare?

We’ll never know, because the original story never touches on the subject, and it’s one of the few flaws in Mary Shelley’s work.

[byjove]

I know I started this conversation but I’m so sorry I did

[kintatsujo]

Considering we know who Mary Shelley was spending time around I guarantee this was a CONVERSATION that she actively and adamantly refused to actually include in the text