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Sammy | 19 | England

[thebootydiaries]

this is why i stopped using instagram

[sadgalari]

this is one of the best parks intros 

[opalescentmist-deactivated20170]

Me 2

[omghacks]

[toferjv-deactivated20200724]

this gets funnier every time i watch it

[melanatedhoneycomb]

😂

[thathighguy]

I’m the friend

[mysharona1987]

A reminder: Women can be every bit as horrible, creepy and misogynistic as any sad loner stalker dude on Reddit can be.  

Christ. I have male friends. They’d never even think or say out loud such horrific, monstrous things. Not once.

Misogyny is not limited to gender, you understand.  

[flarebossmalva]

I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES

[flarebossmalva]

LOOK AT THIS

[flarebossmalva]

WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES

[maudlingoblin]

i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just

that is the face of a broken man

[flarebossmalva]

this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post

[micaxiii]

I guess he had some beeves with this new information

[life4lovers]

once a boy let me borrow his jacket and after i gave it back i heard him gushing to his friends bc it smelled like me

nice to know boys do that too

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via theblessedone)

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Swan Lake collection by Hamda Al Fahim

[thoodleoo]

do you ever read an article so bad that it makes you want to get a PhD so that you can publish a response and thinkshame the author’s opinions with authority

[hollowoutmybody]

“thinkshame” is officially the greatest word we’ve come up with as a species.

[odin-n-out]

Life hack: date a guy who’s tall enough to always be looking at you from the same angle you take selfies from

[block]

[nbga]

[lesbianrey]

can’t be embarrassed if I avoid doing anything

[thehausoftay]

[minichunk]

jfc

just fucken crying

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

Have you been an extra in movies?

no but ive been extra in Real Life