the court jester

I will not be arguing with people anymore 💛 I'm right. No you may not know my opinions. on T since 05/07/2020 Top Surgery on 06/07/2022

[daffodi1]

This blog is now officially archived. To those of you who stayed with me this long, I thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Read my explanation here.

[panic-volkushka]

Clients’ names and personal information have been omitted to retain their privacy.

You can read the sequel here: LINK

You can buy a digital copy of this and the sequel here: LINK

You can buy a printable copy of this and the sequel here: LINK

75% of the profits from sales are donated to the Northwest Community Bail Fund and the Transgender Education Network of Texas. The remaining 25% covers the various fees of selling online.

My Etsy: LINK / My Ko-Fi: LINK

11/14/22 UPDATE: I’ve taken both “Naruto: The Last King, The Last Priest” and “Therapist R. J. Hill” off my etsy store. Both comics can be read, in their entirety, on this tumblr.

[depsidase]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[were--ralph]

the internet has changed so much this would have never made it through marketing today

[were--ralph]

Mods asleep post Mr Incredible mpreg

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

[asharomi]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

being an adult and trying to be "responsible with my money" is so hard like literally what corners am I supposed to be cutting on this budget. what am I supposed to stop spending money on. my anxiety meds? food for my cats? impulsive takeout orders? spotify premium? patreon artists who draw huge throbbing monster dicks? all of these are completely necessary to maintain my quality of life.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I'm not going to put the person who left these tags on blast but

like actually don't ignore the monster dick part that very much IS a little joy. like idk a lot of people have engaged with this post with a tone of "heehoo obviously that last part is a silly goof goof joke" while also agreeing that people need whimsy and little treats to live and like. why not huge throbbing monster dicks? why can lovingly drawn indie porn not be a thing that we acknowledge as a treat? it's not less pure just because someone is jacking off to it, jacking off is also fun.

[moth-the-man]

Also, people who make monster dicks for a living want to be able to afford little treats too...

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I'm not letting you hide the tags when you're being this correct

#as someone who has gotten to keep a close eye on sales#i personally know how when money gets tight its one of the first things people cut from their purchase list#we've done several refunds for people who ordered and realized it set them back more than they could afford because we get it#its just a little frustrating that everyone goes 'teehee monster dicks funny joke' about my literal livelihood

everyone support your local artisanal monster dick purveyors

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

#thought about making this point before#your little treat is often someone else's livelihood#you need to be able to afford little treats in some part so your neighbors can afford little treats#community is little treats - @awishturnedwell

[cabbagekatze]

and like our dear friend karl said:

[boykeats]

shout out to the twink at this pride fest who brought his own megaphone to counteract the evangelical protesters by shouting out the entirety of a recipe for mac and cheese

[daffodi1]

To be honest, another reason I'm deleting is that I feel like social media has actually rotted my critical thinking skills. I have a hard time forming my own opinions because they've always been shaped by what others tell me to believe. It's always been "this is what you have to think, or you're a bad person". I thought I recovered from this when I stopped blindly listening to what my parents told me, but I realized that I haven't changed a bit. I'm still doing the same thing; I'm just changing my opinion because of what tumblrinas tell me to believe. I don't want to do that anymore. I want to grow as a person and figure out who I am when I have nobody to tell me what to do.

[daffodi1]

Alright-- since it is the last day, I'm turning anon back on. Whatever you say to me, whether it's good, bad, or in between-- I will publish without responding (albeit tagging it if it has triggering content). If you get too graphic I'm just deleting it though.

[liberalsarecool]

Republicans spread trauma.

[sukimas]

did you know that the official radiation trefoil is supposed to be magenta, by the way

it's supposed to be specifically different from any other warning symbol. the yellow and black of many modern trefoils is dangerous because it's the same set of colors as a lot of other warning symbols!

[sukimas]

yes! it is meant to be as difficult to ignore as humanly possible

[daffodi1]

Also tumblr's takes on what's safe for kids is getting dangerously close to conservativism lol. Like yes obviously random adults on the internet should NOT be having discussions with children about sex and shouldn't be showing them explicit media/encouraging them to create said media, and any spaces where kids talk with others can and should disallow discussions of those topics, that's just anti-grooming 101, but like... I've seen people say that children & teens should NEVER be exposed to anything even SLIGHTLY suggestive or be thinking about sex ever and honestly... I think rather than trying to censor everything from kids, we should be focusing our efforts on educating them on how to set boundaries and curate their online experiences. Also to the latter crowd who thinks minors never think about sex unless exposed to it by adults and that people only magically get hit with the horny beam once they turn 18-- have you EVER interacted with a teenager? Like in your lives???

[daffodi1]

Sorry but saying "all criminals deserve human rights" DOES in fact include criminals who committed bad yucky crimes that you don't like.

[daffodi1]

I think I mentioned it before on my twitter where I don't really like the whole "marriage pact" trope. Some people find it cute, but to me personally it says, "Well I GUESS I can settle for you if I don't find anyone better by a certain age" and to me that really sucks tbh

[daffodi1]

Movies IMO are the hardest genre to make horror with for the same reason it's hard to make all naked bodies look good but you can slap lingerie on anything and it looks sexy. Movies, like naked bodies, leave nothing to the imagination.

[daffodi1]

"I'm for animal rights but I'm not one of those vegan weirdos who thinks you shouldn't eat animals or have pets" then you're not for animal rights, you're for animal welfare. The animal rights movement is problematic as a whole, if you're not one of those people then don't call yourself an ARA, thanks.

[daffodi1]

I think one of the issues in fandom Disk Horse is that we need to remember that boundaries are things you set for *yourself*, not someone else, IE: if you want a fandom space that's safe for you and tailored to you, you're going to have to create your own space with your own rules whether that's opening your own website or creating a discord server for your friends. And if you DON'T want to do that, you need to learn how to filter content you don't want to see. You can scream and yell at people all day but ultimately you're wasting your time bc you can't control other people's behavior.