Six (6) Roombas In a Trench Coat

Matt ~ He/him ~ 25 Baby I'm A Haunted House ((employee))

[supergameboytwo]

You do like tumpet? 🎺! bwaaa!

[supergameboytwo]

instrumence

[fluff-e-boy]

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

[fluff-e-boy]

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

[fluff-e-boy]

Bad salesman

[bowelfly]

harvest season

[bowelfly]

Brother Herbert CAN handle a scythe surprisingly well but sometimes the inertia gets away from him and then it becomes a problem for everyone

[bowelfly]

i GIVE and i GIVE

[wizardshark]

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

[footlongdingledong]

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[sharps-container]

eraserhead baby

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

oh wait just realized i can edit my own posts.

like you can't edit reblogs anymore but you can still edit your own post even after it has a thousand notes or whatever.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[54625]

flicking back through my procreate library what the fuck was this

[pillowspace]

Things to look for in this:

Fish

Eyes

Body

[astronomical-bagel]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is one of the greatest pieces of art in the world OP

[paintedhen]

local mettaton woos divorced machines to make family vlog content with their kids #exposed

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

174.

[dankxsinatra]

[roxylalonde]

[harveyguillensource]

Harvey and Josh kicking off Pride with an important PSA 👋🍑