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Cartoons and Crying here.

[dunknewton-deactivated20210211]

so i sent this email/“essay” to cards against humanity and uh

i didn’t expect to get this far

[dunknewton-deactivated20210211]

update:

[coffee-and-cogs]

Lmao, this is amazing

[noxystem]

[probablybadrpgideas]

That cloaked figure that’s been following your party? Animated cloak, the wizard forgot it at home and it got lonely.

[bear-token-with-hexproof]

op change your url

[cookiemcfumb]

[starlightshoe]

[dagrfinn]

Let Ace fuck!

[clowniconography]

two types of people playing dnd

‘I looked up canon traditional naming conventions and hairstyles in my character’s culture, and have a built in backstory for them that is probably more well written than the actual campaign’

*texting the dm under the table because they lost their character sheet* what alignment am i again?

[trynsave]

[spring2000]

this atmosphere/coloring reminds me of like waking up from a daytime nap and not knowing like what the date or year is

[senorita-patita]

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.

[nucleic-friend-deactivated20171]

too cold? put on another layer!

too hot? change into thinner clothes!

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell

[dashuramode]

THE TRUTH COMES OUT.

Avoidance techniques for the cold:

-more coats, fire, hot food and drink, stay inside, fuzzy sweaters, ear muffs, become a burrito

Avoidance techniques for heat:

-die, I guess.

[the-lord-of-the-things]

@astriiformes

[dashaibo]

Hot take: the modern LGBT community relishing in all the stereotypes we’ve been trying to avoid for decades is both extremely cringy and will probably be our downfall.

[emeraldmercury]

Another hot take: the reason why it’s mostly bisexuals who go anti SJW or egalitarian is because they’re persecuted by both LGTs and straight people

[princess-has-a-pen-deactivated2]

Ding ding ding, you’re both right.

[duskdragonxiii]

Horses just be standing around in fields naked eating some of that sweet sweet grass

[duskdragonxiii]

What a life

[duskdragonxiii]

Do centaurs graze

[duskdragonxiii]

Can u just catch a centaur grabbing that green shit from the ground and shoving it into thier mouth hole

[duskdragonxiii]

Majestic

[bitterwaters]

centaurs do not graze. their human faces are not designed for chomping cellulose all day. from this we can infer that they have an omnivorous digestive system to match, and thus a narrower abdomen than horses. centaurs are sleek, deadly consumers of everything but grass unless they have an extra horse head growing out the human tummy in which case all bets are off

[spearxwind]

actually, every single reply to this post is either wrong or a coward, so here’s my nuclear take

[buzzfeedtasty]

Short Rib Ragù

Keep reading

[thecrackshiplollipop]

THIS VIDEO IS SO WHOLESOME FOR PRIDE MONTH

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

[lured-deactivated20170602]

what does Quil do

[softbutxh-deactivated20170428]

All the time all the time

[gringoslur]

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

[gringoslur]

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

[gringoslur]

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

[langsandculture]

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

[teamrv]

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

[gringoslur]

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

[gothboobs]

this is so sad alexa play a real banger

[dagrfinn]

FUCK YES 

[petepepsi]

Thanos: I had to kill my daughter… It was the only way to fulfill my plans… I’m so torn and upset about this.

Spider-Man: this is so sad karen play despacito

[showerthoughtsofficial]

“Money can’t buy you happiness” is propaganda from rich people to convince the poor to be satisfied with less.

[etherealpanacea]

Delicious, finally some good fucking food.

[mapsontheweb]

The roundest countries.

[luxrays-mire]

You have given me this information. You have not given me what I am supposed to do with it.

[kvotheunkvothe]

Allow me to explain…