Chandahulk

Bi, 21

[eatingcrayonsinthecorner-deacti]

someone probably made this already but it’s funny so yeah

[problemnyatic]

"I would kill for you. I would die for you" would you take a break for me? Would you sit down and rest? For a day, a week, a year? Would you let others take care of your needs for me? Would you let yourself be held for me? By me?

[beeezah]

OP i hope its okay to reblog with your additions bc they are good

[problemnyatic]

not only is it okay, I think i'd like that very much, thank you.

[cuunos]

transmasc fall is coming up, you know what that means

[cuunos]

i don't know what i was going for with this post

[cuunos]

it was a prophecy and a warning.

[klapollo]

"I'm just a swirl" -ice cream cone who uses TikTok

[klapollo]

easy website my ass

[cassettetapecryptid]

me when my horse named website nips my ass

[janokenmun]

if someone dates me they get a cat AND a boyfriend so really its like two in one. extra value. also they get bit

[chandahulk]

By you or the cat?

[anonpolls]

How do you pronounce etc?

Etsa

Ehkt

Eee Tea Sea

Etsy

Other

Voting ended onMar 12, 2025

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

[herecomesthementalmeltdown]

[hauntaur]

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

[1oldbear]

Why thank-you kitty.

[thenaturalistlibrarian]

It’s a moneyhat on a moneycat. Only reason for reblog

[raionmimi]

Casual reminder that 2024 will be the last free election the world will ever see, Guy Fieri will be in the U.S Supreme Court and eventually become the High Chaplain of Interstellar War, and ICP will be in the White House.

[lesbianralzarek]

we also won’t have tap water. thats gonna be faygo. enjoy your water while it lasts, human scum

[glycyrrhizin]

fuck indeed fuck ziprecruiter I want to be paid $1000/hr to sort skittles by color

[iamoutofideas]

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

[iamoutofideas]

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

[tatangadragon]

can't stop thinking about this holly clip

[abigail-rytel]

If you asked Strong Bad what his pronouns are he'd be like "Alright listen here Blonkus, judging by the cadence of your tone, I'm sure you're expecting some high-larious answer about how I don't understand the question, or how I think the "pro" in pronoun stands for "professional" for some reason, or how I think a "pronoun" is some sort of exotic dessert, or something else that implies I HAVEN'T BEEN MOCKING PEOPLE'S GRAMMAR ON THE INTERNET FOR OVER 20 YEARS. You think I don't know what a pronoun is!? Do better." and then refuse to answer the question

Meanwhile if you asked Homestar Runner what his pronouns are he'd be like "Oh hey! Thanks for asking! No, I already ate"

[anemiaman]

Visit Original Link

[anemiaman]

I DIDNT CHECK TH E SONG FULLY BEFORE POSTING THIS I FUCKED UP

[anemiaman]

congratulations!!! through doubt, you have unlocked backstory!!!

imagine, if you will, innocent, overly-trusting me listening to the mario galaxy ost and getting to the honeyhive galaxy theme, and thinking “wow! this song would go great with a pokemon walking gif!”

a brilliant idea! i immediately search up the song, and oh, how naive i was.

the third result is very official-looking!! a perfect candidate for a quick youtube rip–it’s just a meme, it won’t hurt anybody.

the first few second autoplay, and it seems legit! i quickly copy the url and download the file, then make the post

at this point, i haven’t seen the gif along with the song i’d intended to put with it, so i have a listen!!

and let me tell you, the surprise i got,

[beep-beepster]

this is now rowlet’s theme

[molags-balls]

[dankxsinatra]

[pythice]

firefox users getting Ws just by google being shittier and shittier lmao

[esthermika]

What happened this time?

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

youtube is forcing a hardcoded 5 second loading time for videos being played back on firefox for no reason other than it's not chrome

[slipperyweaver]

you can add the following to your personal ublock filters to fix:

www.youtube.com##+js(nano-stb, resolve(1), *, 0.001)

it changes the timer to .001 seconds, effectively removing it

[pythice]

i dont know what you guys are talking about but that may be because i keep my ublocko filters up to date + youtube nonstop extension

[slipperyweaver]

YouTube is creating delays hard coded into the website for non-chrome browsers that don’t exist for any reason but annoying people into using chrome, so some ublock folks found a filter that alters the specific part of the website that changes the delay to make it so short as to be unnoticeable.

to apply the filter, click on the ublock extension, go to my filters, copy/paste the above filter, and update filters and you should be good.

It’s possible that you haven’t seen it yet because YouTube has tended to roll out their anti adblock stuff in waves and unevenly

[nudityandnerdery]

Seems like Google programming their website specifically to fuck with the experience of anyone using a competitor's browser is the sort of thing antitrust lawsuits love to see.

[word-for-today]

Two words you might not expect to share an etymology: faggot and fascist. Linguists have a few theories about how a word meaning “bundle of sticks” came to be a slur for gay men—probably a connection to back when gathering small sticks to start fires with was a light chore delegated to old women or young boys—but as a word for a bundle of sticks it’s a diminutive of fascis, the big bundle of rods used as a symbol for strength in unity (as pictured on the US dime)

(I really hope Tumblr is mature enough to handle a linguistic discussion of a slur……)

[just-a-smol-boi]

also fajitas

[word-for-today]

WHAT