THE ONIONVERSE THEORY
dear audience,
we live in an onion. an infinite onion. this onion has holes in it that can be used to move from one layer of onion to other layers of onion. this is not the same as the wormhole. the onion and the wormhole are different.
the onion:
• infinite layers
• easy transport between layers
• holes take you down the layers
- like poop going out the arse
+ however, the hole does not require stretching
• after last layer there is death
- inevitable
- punishment
• gravity-safe
the wormhole:
• no layers
• no layers so no transport
• hole = death
- inevitable
- not at all like poop
- no last layer
+ just death
× death from 'hole eat you'
÷ not punishment
• not gravity safe
- you fall off on the so called "other side"
- since the gravity is the same as the surface you went through it would still be the same
• holes are linked
- there is a connection
this is how the onion and holes work compared to the wormhole. there are many differences between them and those differences help prove which theory is correct. the correct theory is the onion one as it is the most simplistic and easiest to understand. it does not need explanations. although the wormhole theory is more complex, it is wrong. complicated doesnt equal the right answer. the answer to the question that wasnt asked but still got an answer is: "the onionverse is true and the wormhole theory is false"
therefore,
onionverse: ✅
wormhole: ❌
