Hold My Hair Back While I Blog

This is the story of two troll dolls. They learned how to talk, then how use the internet, so they never had to talk again.

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Me after an 8-hour bottoming shift at the bathhouse:

[a-very-lemony-lemon]

I'm sorry but please someone tell me wtf is going on in this gif

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You see, I’ve taken so many raw dicks and cumloads in a relatively short period of time that my butthole is engorged and spicy, so my spotter is quickly applying a medicated cooling mist for my anus so that after my smoke break I can head back inside and pull a double-shift for overtime

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[woodlandhomo]

I hate it here

[dontliveinthefuture]

gone girl is how blonde white women go insane and black swan is how brunette white women go insane

[anarchocunt]

What about gingers?

[notevenhereanyway-deactivated20]

Carrie

[anarchocunt]

[neo-soulless]

[jennfercheck]

good morning little gay people in my phone

[starwarsgraphictee]

[basement-toy]

i think you're fucking disgusting.

Are you flirting with me ?

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this pride month im coming out as a furry stoner

[senthemink]

Dope

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where? *drops to all fours*

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

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[juuliaroberts]

[fuks]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Me this Pride season

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[objetocotidiano]

[memewhore]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"

[rainbowismymiddlename]

Here are two more:

"Not pregnant lady when someone yield seat to her on subway"

And my favorite

"Person on thermal infrared camera"

Might share more tomorrow.

[rainbowismymiddlename]

Influencers taking selfies at a gym

Starbucks barista working her ass off on Halloween but gotta keep up that smile

Person who sits on wet paint

Person who's still loading

Boyfriend carrying girlfriend's shopping bags

[lightweightkate]

I love these so much

[biolizardboils]

everyone please look at this form harold filled out in kindergarten

[consider-it-shipped]

I am ready to re-join the classroom.

xNo

[gaycism]

I hope Harold H is having a good day

[scumbagsblog]

My behavior caused other students and teachers to feel:

Freak out

[capslockapocalypse]

this has big captain underpants kids energy

[pokemon-personalities]

this image perfectly captures how i feel most hours of the day

[eggorf]

decadence

[nonbinary-cherry]

[the-evil-clergyman]

Illustration from Red Magic by Kay Nielsen (1930)

[kaijuno]

[caesarsaladinn]

So much of what is “cringe” is just… earnest.

[argumate]

what if you made an honest expression of genuine human emotion and someone saw it!

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Imagine having feelings. Utterly disgusting.