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[cwote]

don’t let one letter dictate how smart you think you are

[moved-to-lumnch]

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

[slimy]

cutting a worm will not make two worms

[cinemove]

[harrysalbums-deactivated2018031]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

[itsagifnotagif]

When your parents ask you to do chores:

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[ampervadasz]

[saiasus]

[dailydany]

[ommanyte]

Well, at least we still have Mario-presenting nipples

[ravenmacduff]

[ommanyte]

This crosses the line

[teathattast]

corcle time

[highlandvalley]

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

GIVE HIM THE FISH

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

Looking at it again I like the torn paper in the background suggesting that the cat busted his way into the room

[deathfromabove1989-deactivated2]

[hockeylesbians]

They cheered for the baby and booed everyone else. This is the greatest thing 

(i saw this on twitter but hadn’t seen it on tumblr so i needed to post it. pls watch this)

[daruyuki-kun]

This is what sports should be about <3

[peachslam-deactivated20240321]

[babyanimalgifs]

Aw, this is cute.

[ask-ickle-mod]

Honestly I can’t believe that I’m watching this right now. This is This is the sweetest most gentle and loving and pure thing I’ve ever beheld and I feel so blessed to have seen this

[his-shining-tears]

“Sshh don’t cry, my baby.”

[hart-of-the-grove-deactivated20]

MY FUCKING HEART 😭

[ororomunroedontpullout]

“My baby is big and soft and doesn’t look like me but he is my son and I love him.”

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[4444555666777888999]

Just had a glimpse of my alternate reality where I am the mom that made this meme

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[dredsina]

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

[dredsina]

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

[tinycodingkitty]

Reblog to help OP realise their couch dreams!

[nowyoukno]

Now You Know (Source)

[oreos-in-a-parked-car]

NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID

[autisticsorey]

I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.

[oreos-in-a-parked-car]

thank you friend

[mephistos-cafe-lattes]

how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like

[firebreathingeli]

FACT:

This liquid is used in modern torture. It is similar to water boarding. A victim is placed in a small completely dark box. The box is then filled with the liquid. The victim thinks they are drowning as they breath the liquid in. Most pass out from fear at this point or they just sit there in the liquid in pitch black, apparently breathing ‘water’. Often it leads to the thought that they are in fact dead. It is completely terrifying. Then the box is opened and they are violently pulled from it. As said before the transition from liquid to air is none too pleasant. You might be told something like, they resuscitated you and to tell them what you know or they will “drown” you again.

You can “drown” someone and be sure that they won’t be harmed

You all needed to know this. 

[shiraae]

holy shit

[princealigorna]

That went from cool to horrifying is 0.05 seconds

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