I think therefore I [exist, unfortunately].

Because I'm always traveling at 5 separate thoughts per second.

[dailypieceofmind]

And on Friday the 13th, I will reign supreme! ..as the unluckiest soul on this godforsaken Earth, of course.

[dailypieceofmind]

I've realized that I find the most simple tasks to be beautiful and romantic- like taking the time to rescue a discarded note from a frozen sidewalk. Decoding old secrets and revealing what was once forbidden? Yeah, totally romantic.

[diseasedweasel]

Do you guys ever wonder if Nicholas Cage ever actually sees what we’ve done to him on the Internet?

[franksinatrasundergroundworld-d]

yes

[dailypieceofmind]

Oh, and he clearly has: 

He loves us! He really loves us!

http://www.ifc.com/fix/2014/06/nic-cage-wears-his-own-meme-wins-the-internet

[dailypieceofmind]

I'm such an oxyMORON

I'm a living, breathing contradiction- proof that opposites exist.

[dailypieceofmind]

So I placed a pick up order at a pizza place yesterday. As I approach the counter, I make sure to tell the cashier that I'm just picking up an order. He decides to ask me: "Ok, the pizza?" 

My response was: "Well, I'd imagine most of them are pizza."

Let's get specific, people.

[dailypieceofmind]

I once saw a school bus full of cows. No one would ever believe me, but it happened, dammit.

[dailypieceofmind]

I feel so diluted because loving you has watered me down.

[dailypieceofmind]

The really dramatic big boob affair. It would make a great band name. Just sayin'.

[dailypieceofmind]

Death is a result of life. Knowing this, you'd think we could accept it more readily.

[dailypieceofmind]

To whomever these stupid motherfuckers are that keep allowing their dogs to bark in the wee hours of the morning: I will annihilate you.

[dailypieceofmind]

What good will that do? A frown turned upside down is still a frown. You're just viewing it from the wrong angle, jackass.

[dailypieceofmind]

This is a test.

Testing, testing, one two three. This is a link.