Lord of the Iron Hills

[middlearda]

how to talk without making everything sound threatening

how to talk without making everything sound condescending

how to talk without making everything sound sexual

[daingoogles]

might I suggest voice lessons.

[arwengoogles-blog]

How to convince @glorfindelgoogles to come with you and kick @grimagoogles‘ arse

[daingoogles]

Wine usually works, not much mind you, since it'd be fun to kick his arse back to orthanc.

[thoringoogles]

courting gifts for hobbits

[daingoogles]

Petunia just had piglets cousin.

[middlearda]

I’m feeling like a little treat, someone get me a honey glazed ham

Stuffed inside @daingoogles’ pig

Stuffed inside @thoringoogles’ goat

Stuffed inside @thranduilgoogles’ elk

The whole thing stuffed inside a giant eagle

[daingoogles]

Big talk from the smallest pipsqueak this side of River Running? Ye kiss yer mother with that mouth? If you weren’t dead I’d kill ye myself.

[middlearda]

you are literally smaller than my thumbs

[daingoogles]

well yer overgrown gecko, how bout ye come a little closer to me sword, and we’ll see about how size matters

[daingoogles]

Courting your own hobbit

[thoringoogles]

How to block @azoggoogles fron the internet

[balingoogles]

If this is not possible, how to put incriminating searches regarding the Necromancer in @azoggoogles’ search history

[daingoogles]

Should cut off @azoggoogles other arm then he canna type.

[middlearda]

I’m feeling like a little treat, someone get me a honey glazed ham

Stuffed inside @daingoogles’ pig

Stuffed inside @thoringoogles’ goat

Stuffed inside @thranduilgoogles’ elk

The whole thing stuffed inside a giant eagle

[daingoogles]

Big talk from the smallest pipsqueak this side of River Running? Ye kiss yer mother with that mouth? If you weren't dead I'd kill ye myself.

[daingoogles]

Why war pigs are better than poncy elks.

[daingoogles]

Why war pigs are better than war goats

[daingoogles]

101 insults about poncy blond elven royalty

[daingoogles]

adorable things to name your war pig after

[freringoogles]

how to convince your brother the king to install bungee jumping cords in erebor

[daingoogles]

Zip lines, try for zip lines

[daingoogles]

Bilbo Baggins family tree

Bullroarer Took

Wedding gifts perfect for the King's consort