Hot Mess Express

georgina. nyc. nurse. hockey fan. wreck city

[georgetakei]

He-who-literally-can’t-even

Source: OhMyy - Facebook page

[pittsburghpengwins]

Jagr is the selfie king. (x)

[vodcar]

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”

[batmansymbol]

if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex

[batmansymbol]

3:02 AM and this fucking lyric looks like fucking nietzsche

stare into the abyss and the abyss will call you maybe

[birdschoolforbirds]

maturity? responsibilities? more like

[rexuality]

[eleanor-shellstrop]

[dainiuszubrus]

get to know me meme: [4/8] male characters ✴ jake peralta

"This job is eating me alive. I can’t breathe anymore. I spent all these years trying to be the good guy; the man in the white hat. I’m not becoming like them… I am them. [What are you doing, weirdo?] I’m doing the best speech from Donnie Brasco.”

[mayakern]

seasonal fashion according to me

god i hate summer

[thebrothersjonas]

if you don’t text me back u better be dyin

[officialjiggly]

do u realize tomorrow jigglypuff could be confirmed 

[wokawokarichard]

I didn’t even know Jigglypuff was Catholic.

[maliciousmelons]

if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it

[dailypawnee]

Yes I am a hunter, and it’s “you” season.

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[vaneessawhite-blog]

What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? Tell me what are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? Tell me what are you waiting for? What are you waiting for?

[arthur-recaps]

me when i diet

[dainiuszubrus]

interview: how would you hit on a girl?

harry: what's the context? where are we?

interviewer: at a bar.

harry: where in the bar? are we in america?

interview: sure

harry: oh, well i can't go into bars in america so.