About Your Pears

she/her | ancient oracle (31 y.o.) | MCR is touring so this is probably a MCR blog for the foreseeable future | i farm memes here and i do like anime.

[dairyfreeweeb]

Template courtesy of @ mhuyo from twitter

[dairyfreeweeb]

Template courtesy of @ mhuyo from twitter

[dairyfreeweeb]

happy 1 year anniversary of seeing MCR open the Long Live tour and getting so obsessed again that I had to make this

[electromistress]

Animemes Day #270 - good wisdom

[funruiner]

me:

you:

[ceruleanheaven]

the lion concerns himself with everything

[chilewithcarnage]

[tam--lin]

The lion is NOT sleeping tonight

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[atwotonedbird]

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

[jeanritchie]

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

[jeanritchie]

[sandmandaddy69]

[sooooootiiireddd]

I will not hide this

[dozydawn]

cat’s eye emerald

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

advil (ibuprofen) 200mg liquid capsule

[teaboot]

Thought I was gonna learn a cool new fact about R&D for gel capsules :/

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[pukicho]

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

[pukicho]

[pukicho]

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

[twentychildreninawashingmachine]

i thought they were bees.

[pukicho]

oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[catchymemes]

[caterpilleee]

I know why you drew him. Because he is beautiful.

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

congratulations piracy

[livefromtheloam]

Ad agency: Please don't steal the King's potatoes, no matter how easy it is.

Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?

Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!

[commandtower-solring-go]

Ad agency: you wouldn't steal a movie?

10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Headline from IFLScience reading: "You Wouldn't Steal a Movie" Advert May Have Led To More People Stealing Movies /End ID]

[geekysteven]

[teaboot]

Fun fact! Both the music and the font in that ad were incorrectly sourced and did not provide compensation to the creators

[onlywayin-deactivated20231101]

[wander-in-arda]

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

[fiddlertoad]

the whole vaccine deal tbh

[i-am-emily]

antidepressants

[wizardavid]

Yes these are all the work of wizards

[pusong-mangga]

[animals-with-fan-art]

This counts as fan art

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”