Professional Side Chick

Jessica/24/Aries/Entp

[ghostly-writer]

The day that Krabs fries

[pancakeke]

the scariest thing in the world is probably whatever's going on in the tiny gap between my kitchen counters and the oven

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[emotion-deluxe]

No offense but where are the male porn bots

[dazaiapologism]

i do not have the strength to block all the bots. welcome ladies make yourselves at home i guess. im a feminist

[infintyonhigh]

[icarianarts]

Fan art I drew of dobby dying in a glue trap

[puplov]

when I was bornt I came outta my mom sizzling like a fajita.

[geryone]

the main experience of being in my 20s has been standing in the middle of a grocery store & checking my notes app grocery list

[luthienne]

extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

[zofranfan]

[memorycycle]

raises my hand . professor you are bald as hell. god damn

[imbalanceblue]

watching the bus slowly make its way towards my stop like a blushing groom watching the bride walk down the aisle on his wedding day

[mushroompoisoning]

not sexually attracted to this guy not aesthetically attracted to him but a secret third thing

[wolf-with-a-gundam]

[omegaverse]

been having a rough time lately but the queen dying will fix me

[benreyplush]

y’all won’t be laughing when the queen stands up and her health bar regenerates as she enters her second phase.

[sexysilverstrider]

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week