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don't be mean to yourself that's you
you live there
happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates
adding the important things to the kitchen whiteboard
We here at Tumblr have noticed everyone has very strong feelings about every post on this site being changed to a picture of Lex Luthor from The CW's Smallville with the words "Lex Get Bald Tonight" over it. To this we say: we're listening. we hear you. and we couldn't give a rat's ass what you think. Get out there and start balding.
and here's a closeup of the legend himself banging out the tunes <3
Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean
You have to be fucking kidding me. These are all Dr Seuss words. Youāre communicating with me from the Dr Seuss dimension.
"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german
Day 286 of quarantine I have discoveredĀ www.webstaurantstore.com
It is, I BELIEVE, a website intended to be used by restaurants for bulk ordering food and utensils. And this is bringing me such unbounded delight scrolling through and recognizing that I, a single individual, ALSO can order ridiculous obscene enormous offensive-to-all-common-sensibilities shipments of BULK FOOD, to my LITTLE LITTLE APARTMENT, for PENNIES on the dollar. I have this god given power to flood my entire living space with bulk grains and it is one single button click away from my reality.
30 POUNDS of chocolate for $100. 20 POUNDS of peas for $13?? $13!!!! I will wake up every single morning from now on knowing that a box of donuts and a sack of dried split peas heavy enough to bodily injure someone both carry equal monetary weight.Ā 25 POUNDS OF ONION POWDER for $50. Do you understand the enormity? the accessibility? the potential here? With the single click of the button I can put myself in a position of bequeathing more than a humanly comprehensible amount of onion powder in my will. AND IT WOULD ONLY COST ME $50 TO MAKE THIS A REALITY.
But what gets me
What truly gets me
is the 50 POUND BAG OF RICEĀ
FOR LESS THAN $20
Do you know how much that kills me? How much Iām losing my mind? that I can order MYSELF WORTH OF RICE for something to the tune of $50? IĀ can OUT-RANK MYSELF WITH RICE, DEMOCRATICALLY OVERRULE MYSELF WITH RICE, IN MY OWN APARTMENT for the fucking PENNIES that is $50
Iām so sorry for the normal person Iāll be after quarantine because the cabin-fever version of me Iām inhabiting right now is perhaps just uninhibited enough to follow through on this dream Iāve just discovered of out-ricing myself.
real talk though, if you had a large number of people in your community who wanted a particular food item and couldnāt afford it (for instance if youāre in a food desert and need produce or if youāre a part of a large disabled and/or overworked community who all need prepared frozen food), you could pool funds and get an order from a supply store like this.
it requires organizing for finance management, ordering, transport, and distribution, but if you build a stable mutual aid network, itās genuinely within the realm of possibility.
This idea is called a buyers club (or buying club, buying coop, etc) and itās a great time-tested method of mutual aid. And there are guides and tools for starting your own at managemy.coop
This picture is so holy and gentle to me
EDIT: Since this is getting a ton of attention, here's more!
seaosns greasons. but gingerbread
Tis the season for greason's. @pangur-and-grim
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I donāt think Iāve ever seen anything more incredible. Fifteen hundred hours of love to create this masterpiece. Humans are wonderful actually.
My mom just told me when was my age she got pregnant while she had two different fwb situations going on and didnāt know who the dad was so she went to the guys separately and said āIāll pay for half the abortion if you pay halfā and collected half the money from each guy . Her mind
id eat out a CD . idgaf