super fantastique

call me tuba | black | agender | 27 | Any Pronouns

[inthetags]

reblog with the last song you listened to in the tags

[beemovieerotica]

[escuerzoresucitado]

Pedestrian traffic lights

[hotvampireadjacent]

[martianman20]

Been super into blasphemous recently, forgot how much I love this game series

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[mangonetics]

I thought we were good as gravy, but you just wanted to get your pey wet

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[sandmandaddy69]

[boxheadpaint]

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

[boxheadpaint]

[spidermanifested]

Boxhead Devouring Two Saltines, 2024

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[free-my-mindd]

[kingbedlam]

[animentality]

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

How’s it feel to be the funniest person on tumblr?

[strawbebbynya]

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

[whitachi]

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks

[yamada-ryo]

genuinely the best 2 word combo ive seen all year

[sanrio-stud]

Unit 8200 - Wikipedia

[drhorsekiller]