[hopesumners]

[keybladeofsteel]

“Women shouldn’t curse.”

“Get fucked.”

[averytinygoat]

[girthakitt-blog]

that is an outrage

[hildawhite-deactivated20200222]

scooby doo is still REALLY good

[honeybuddhahoe]

bobby flay is now canonically related to fred im losing my shit

[kradhe]

ITALY. Rome. October 1994. A dinner setting. Steve McCurry

[marshals-to-dictators]

You’re all monsters

[nutsacktorturer]

even her?

[marshals-to-dictators]

No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

[nutsacktorturer]

you fool!!

[xanadus-kira]

Matilda knows.

[daily-incineroar]

mudkip isnt even cute tbh :p

how dare you attack my son

[mjalti]

why does using someone’s name in conversation feel so intimate, like the way a touch feels gentle as someone is fixing ur hair or brushing out a stray strand

[mjalti]

someone: *uses my name to address me* me: oh my God, i am a physical entity… …..

[legoisland]

??????

HNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[legoisland]

my magnum opus

[394627486283962718494]

I’m SCREAMING this girl just asked if I’m doing anything this weekend bc we could hang out and this dude was like “I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING” and she said “sorry I have a family thing all weekend I can’t get out of :/” and turned back to me and proceeded to make plans with me in front of him this is the “*visibly texting* I don’t have a phone” meme on crack

[yekkes]

This is lesbianism

[hyrude]

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤

[vladtheunfollower]

perfect form

[thatgirlwiththememes]

[memesandlaughs]

[imwritingpoems-deactivated20200]

There are some people that I will never truly be able to fully get out of my heart. No matter how many years have passed, they’re still present inside of me. Pieces of them are still left even as the months pass and I can’t keep track of them anymore. They become a part of me I don’t talk about out loud. They don’t exist to me anymore, or at least that’s what I tell my heart so it can be a little easier to forget. But parts of them still live inside of the crevices of my heart and my mind. And no amount of time can completely wipe them out. And I’ve accepted that.

[lunatiides-deactivated20181231]

idgaf if this makes me soft but I honestly can’t wait to be married to the absolute love of my life and live in our home and adopt our dogs and be working our dream careers and just enjoy the dreamy simplicity that is our peaceful and full of love life

[lollipopatrice-deactivated20210]

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

but then suddenly ZOOP

fucking green herrons

[seastarcrunchies]

What the fuck

[kazoohira-miller]

[disgustinganimals]

In case you need proof that animals can lie.