dametuslabios

Hey! :) I'm Élisabeth a nineteen-year-old girl from Canada.

[crosbieksa]

fuck this team

[habbygleek]

😭😭😭

[habbygleek]

They definitely want to make me cry for the rest of my life.

[kehinki]

I want an inverse spy flick. The spy is a woman. Her whole team is made up of diverse women. All the villains are women. There is only one man in the entire movie and he is a Strong Male Character who is like 25 and decently ripped and has a scene where he slowly steps out of a pool wearing speedos because he is Confident and In Control of His Sexuality. We see his ass when he has to tug down his pants to get at the knife strapped to his thigh. His nipples are always erect for no fucking reason.

[saskawitch]

They are undercover in a nightclub. In order to keep their cover from being blown, he has to kiss another man. 

He knits to relieve stress and to keep his mind sharp. It is never discussed by any of the characters. 

[followthebluebell]

Someone asks him how he knows how to do Traditionally Feminine Thing. “I have four sisters,” he answers.

This is also how he knows how to fight while armed with nothing but a purse, a high heel shoe, and a can of hair spray.  During this fight, he is, for no apparent reason, shirtless.

[roachpatrol]

The lead spy is Helen Mirren. She nails the Action Boy in the shower. There’s a lot of lingering closeups on the way the shower spray runs across his breathlessly ecstatic face. We also hear every breathless whimper of his climax, while out in the hallway Lucy Liu is smoking impatiently, a duffel bag full of rocket launchers slung over her shoulder. The President isn’t going to kidnap herself, here, christ. 

Action Boy emerges in a small towel, sheepish yet radiant. Helen Mirren emerges in a tuxedo, also smoking, also with a duffel bag of rocket launchers. 

[teashoesandhair]

In one scene, the lead villain captures the Strong Male Character. He is, once more, inexplicably shirtless as she ties him to the chair. He makes some quips about his sexual independence before he is rescued by a sweat-drenched Helen Mirren, who kicks down the door and nukes everyone in the room. Strong Male Character’s hair remains perfect throughout the ordeal. 

[gateswideopen]

Strong Male Character is heartlessly slain in front of Helen Mirren’s eyes despite all of his skills and combat prowess. His body slumps to the ground, lifeless but supple. Helen Mirren makes a witty quip at Strong Male Character’s killers before quickly and dramatically slaying them all.

She steals one last glance at Strong Male Character. His beautiful eyes stare back from a handsome face with perfectly tussled hair, lips positioned a if in a gentle sigh. There’s no bringing him back now. Helen Mirren walks away, stronger than before. Strong Male Character’s death has hardened her, but given her the strength and resolve to complete her task. 

[irrationallycalm]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON TUMBLR

[this-isakindness]

Dad: Why do you think they do that? Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x]

that awkward moment when a child understands the harm of forcing gender roles better than most grown male politicians.

[imperialdalek-blog]

Always reblog.

[kieradoe]

I’m surprised that I haven’t reblogged this, to be honest.

[themindofamagpie]

I love that last gif.  She looks so frustrated.  Like “Um, hello, obviously girls and boys can like anything why doesn’t anybody get that???”

[adaptinghoul-deactivated2025101]

Maripier Morin makes the mistake of handing her mic to Brandon Prust during a meet-and-greet with fans.

[lenarise-deactivated20191107]

do you ever think about how raven is without a doubt the most forgiving person on the 100

like. finn, her boyfriend of what, years? cheats on her ten days into meeting clarke. she’s heartbroken, ends things with him, she asks him if theyre still family, he says “always”, and she accepts it. “we’re good.” im pretty sure she didnt even bring it up beyond that point, she just dealt with it herself.

clarke kills finn despite the plan being to kill lexa. finn, who was the only person who consistently had raven’s back on the ark, who was definitely the person she loved most in the world, and raven’s heartbroken. she has to watch him die and then she has to watch him get carried away by the grounders. the next day she sees the grounders torturing gus (and gets tortured herself) and she realizes that was what finn would have had to go through. its literally not even been 24 hours and raven’s already found a way to understand why clarke did what she did. and by the time the tondc bombing ep comes around she’s already forgiven her and told her to stay safe.

p.s. she worked her ass off in the last two eps to follow a plan orchestrated by the woman who killed her first love and the woman who ordered the killing and she did it with enthusiasm cause it never once occurred to her that she had a right to not want to cooperate with them when other people’s lives were on the line

anyways raven reyes is the purest soul with the biggest heart and i await the sweet embrace of death

[clarke-griffin-archive]

bellamy was the last familiar face clarke saw before leaving. and now he’s also the first. (x)

[katmcnamara]

[clarke-griffin-archive]

bellamy was the last familiar face clarke saw before leaving. and now he’s also the first. (x)

[laurasbailey]

2x15  //  3x03

[makemysoulache]

FUCK.

[inthenameofsephiroth]

when you haven’t seen bae in a long time but people don’t understand the concept of privacy

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[vermillionkill-deactivated20230]

worth a shot huh

[normajeaned]

Pocahontas (1995).

[canadiens-not-canadians-blog]

me: *refers to someone as kid even though they are older than me*

[mello-dramatic]

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

[subvertcliche-archived-deactiva]

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

[iuweqnc4ew]

they really do mean everyone

[fndungeonmom]

UPDATE: Yup I got the thing

[pop-killerr-deactivated20190504]

PLEEEEASE work

[dametuslabios]

When you're in university , in medecine, during a week about ethics and everyone caries gun (toy ) and tries to kill everybody else.... you understand why your family always ask how are the parties and not your studies xd

[dametuslabios]

Smith-Pelly about replacing  forward Brendan Gallagher:

“I just have to crash the crease I guess. Oh and smile every time I get hit in the face.”