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Jay / 19 / US he/him video games, shit posting, hockey, memes about | tags | help

[pr0gf0x-archiveseeya]

why is sick as a dog a saying why are dogs so sick

[kluex-moved]

look at this sick dog

[quiffedphil-deactivated20180928]

all this has proved is that dan and phil are into dentist role play and one of them has definitely said ‘open wide’ at some point

[queentab]

[spectrealenko]

i just spent half an hour digging in my blog to find these pics bc i gotta know who this is and what this series is

[bob-belcher]

[toyslug-blog]

[onlytwitterpics]

[igglooaustralia]

Memes are cancelled. Y'all are getting too deep now

[guy]

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

[fanonical]

muggleborn wizards exclusively referring to magic as ‘the force’

[erarg]

I walk this broken road on the boulevard of broken roads Don’t know where it broke but it’s only me and I broke the road

[damgods-blog]

dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?

me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss

me: *takes sip*

me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started

[exeggcute]

[cheese24k]

Monkey teaches Human how to Crush Leaves

[yungdoctor-deactivated20191230]

this changed me

[stability]

he deserves it

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[hotdadcalendar-blog]

[glittergradient]

hands

[saddest-cat-hours]

[nyanbinyuri]