Kitten Kevin

Ze/Embry | They/He | 19 | Blog I mainly use/BBS/Youtube Sideblog: @cuddlysmii7y | Snowboarding/Skateboarding blog: @bangingboarders

[cuddlysmii7y]

Hey so idek if I still have any active followers, but like if we were friends or had talked or you just wanna say hey, my instagram is @embryjackryan if anyone wants to reconnect ✌

[bullysquadess]

Last night i had a dream Lady Gaga and Beyonce both simultaneously tweeted out a telephone emoji and every single gay in America immediately began rioting in the streets

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

Dancing broomsticks and lovely October magic by @novembersage 🍁🔮

[aurorahealinglight]

BROOMBAS

[deadgodjess]

@thebibliosphere !!!

[thebibliosphere]

hoNEY QUICK WE NEED TO GET A ROOMBA, DON’T ASK WHY

[lynati]

How long until someone duct tapes some knife-wielding arms to them?

[thebibliosphere]

I’ll let you know.

Also they don’t appear to be actual roombas? As the store selling them is only selling them for $89 and the last time I looked up how much roombas where it was nowhere near that cheap.

[deadgodjess]

I feel like getting a hold of actual roombas and attaching rag mops or stylized brooms to them would be way more rewarding.

[thebibliosphere]

It would, cause then your floor would also be clean.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

boss: i need you to come do something

me: this is so cryptic what the fuck

boss: you cant keep saying that to get out of work

me: im shaking what does this mean

[ironlocked]

venom.

31% on Rotten Tomatoes

35% on Metacritic

2/5 on Empire

1/5 stars on the Rolling Stone

“a massively overqualified cast”

“What went wrong? Everything, actually.”

“No one has to fake a bad review of this”

“The ending suggests that there’s a…sequel…Audiences have suffered enough.”

Also:

95% of Google users liked it

89% of Rotten Tomato audiences liked it

The average audience rating was 4.4/5 (18,619 reviews)

My mother, who doesn’t usually like superhero movies, says that this movie deserves at least 80% and that’s really something

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

Critics: Who could possibly enjoy this disaster of a movie?

Op:

[0ctostim]

[glocc-blocc]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Male positivity? In my branding? It’s more likely than you think

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

I love this

[lil-bitchnugget-blog]

Y E S. FINALLY

[citizen-zero]

AXE realized their target demographic are the preteen and teen boys who over-apply their product and decided to do something good for these impressionable youths

[jasper-rolls]

today we will eat at deodorant

[colorisbyshe]

remember at the rio olympics when they revealed how the olympics village is basically just a giant fuckfest and how they had to give out like hundred thousand condoms well i just checked and

[ike-loves-men]

I am sorry what

[colorisbyshe]

yeah olympians like to FUCK

[ike-loves-men]

I hope it was all very gay

[morsking]

proof the olympics is a greek invention

[the-grand-author-ne]

the greeks would be so proud

[celloofficial]

this is the stock photo cello man

here he is playing his cello

he has extremely bad posture

no, cello man. that is not any better

hoe dont stand up!

what are you doing?!

GODDAMN IT THAT’S NOT EVEN THE RIGHT INSTRUMENT

PLS STOP

NOOO THAT’S EVEN WORSE

I STILL KNOW IT’S YOU

THIS IS NOT IMPROVING YOUR POSTURE

DON’T YOU USE THAT ATTITUDE WITH ME MISTER

THIS ISN’T HELPING YOUR SITUATION YOUNG MAN

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

THIS IS NOT THE PROPER WAY TO HANDLE AN INSTRUMENT AHHH–

[insincere-engineer]

idk if y’all americans and that know this, but in Australia instead of snow at christmas we get these lil shiny bugs everywhere and they’re attracted to the christmas lights and we call them christmas beetles

and despite being australian they don’t bite or anything they just crawl around on your hand and it’s such a good and pure feeling and yeah

[lesbian-bookworm]

A

[cryptoparanormalextraterrestrial]

Mothman: *sees porchlight*

Mothman:

[scarliestralls]

[weirdbutinareallycuteway-deacti]

Me

[thehauntingofjulia]

I just looked this up and it turned out it was about a production of “cat on a hot tin roof”, a play which famously features a closeted gay lead character. a member of the audience was catcalling female actresses and shouting homophobic abuse when actor john lacy, who played the character big daddy, paused his performance and called him out. the heckler replied “what are you going to do about it?” to which lacy responded by leaping down into the audience and knocking him to the ground.

[hoochie-daddy]

Beat his ass big daddy

[eyecalypso]

Okay so I love things with Peter and Shuri confusing the others with memes but consider this…

Steve Rodgers has been studying pop culture to try to “get with the times”. He probably doesn’t know how much the average adult knows, so this man has seen ALL of the memes, just because he thought that they were common knowledge.

[eyecalypso]

Peter and Shuri: THIS BITCH EMPTY

Steve, without looking up from his phone: yeet

[caluums-deactivated20190212]

[writing-prompt-s]

Marvel and DC heroes now exist, but due to the amount of heroes crime is almost non-existent to the point superheroes compete to solve the smallest of problems.

[gnarlygnomes-deactivated2024120]

The Avengers and Justice League beat the shit out of me for jaywalking

[harryflack-blog]

remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold

[good-night-space-kid]

someone: so, what do you want in life?

me: so many plants

[gimmethebeachboys]

remember that short story they made you read in school called The Lottery where the whole town gets together and just stones a motherfucker at random what the fuck was up with that