🐸Jam🐸

Jam - they/them but he is ok too - 22 - currently into hazbin until the hyperfixation dies - special place in my heart for ninjago - do not talk to me about bmc (PLEASE talk to me about bmc)

[peanutworm]

You, an intellectual: 9+7=16

Me, with ADHD: if you take 1 from 9 and give it to 7 thats 8+8 and 8x2 is 16

Someone, usually a Teacher: NOT LIKE THAT YOU HEATHEN

[chiefmilesobrien]

This is literally how I would have done it

[thewildonion]

9 is a hungry bitch and takes one from 7, making it 10+6=16

[peanutworm]

VALID

[geekandmisandry]

Me, a wild dyscalculiac: *counts it out on fingers*

[cooltrainerzero]

Hi. I’m a professional math tutor. I am “good with numbers.” I have answered muttered questions while the person was trying to figure out how to solve them using a calculator. I have been gawped at and referred to as a “human calculator” many times.

Here’s a secret: These tricks are exactly how people who are “good with numbers” do quick mental math. Anyone who tells you not to use them is wrong. (Including the fingers thing. Fingers help you keep track of numbers. That’s good.)

[oglegoggle]

If…. If I get more fingers will I be better at math?

[r9when]

yes this is 100% how it works

[sharkfiinn]

content warning !!! seizure

i really really really love the idea of eridians hearing absolutely everything in a human body and being able to predict an episode of something, similarly to how medical alert service dogs can

[goodieprocter]

I was so taken by the image of 20-30 pebbles activating in unison that I had to draw it immediately

(Featuring Etch, Variolite, Prism, Cheeto, Dandelion, Citrus, and Cantaloupe, by @t3ch-wizard, @ghost-crows, @sharkfiinn, @problematiccheeto, @nacho-business1, @moth-in-a-mason-jar, and @leafnyx respectively (and Kelly, but she’s mine))

[artbyaloser]

rocky learns about yawning

[theweight]

they should do emmys for gifs

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

[melonyswife]

computer open.

computer shpw me fortnite milfs.

[campyvillain]

hi I’m the computer. You’re not getting that.

[frootrollup1-deactivated2022080]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

[goodieprocter]

“Can’t they already see my bones? Do they mean like an x-ray?”

“What is x-ray, question”

Eridian Welcoming Committee by @justcakethanks

[thombalan]

Follow my artist’s journal on Patreon for free. 💙

[wiskie]

“Remember, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels 😇”

[bestofphantwitter]

Link

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I feel personally called out

[tothechaos]

the thing they dont tell you about learning to "trust the process" is that you forget and relearn it every single time you make a new piece of art. unfortunately there is no cure either

[tothechaos]

a chart of what i mean for the visual learners in the audience

[veitstanz]

[theropoda]

love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm

[theropoda]

Look at this fucking. beast. Medieval painting animal that eats princesses

[kindlingnorah]

princesses

[damazcuz]

Are you doing okay? We missed you at the devil's sacrament. He mentioned you by name. Everyone was looking around and cheering until we realized you weren't there. If you need to talk I'm always here. At the aforementioned devil's sacrament.

[duckbunny]

fun fact about character development by the way. you can make them develop worse.

[duckbunny]

like I mean this very seriously as writing advice. the character should experience events and make decisions that make them different at the end of the story. they should be changed. they do not have to be improved.

they can get worse. they can make decisions of an increasingly terrible nature. they can stop taking risks on kindness. they can discover how much they can get away with. they can find religion, or abandon it, with negative effects on their moral creed. the character has to develop. the character does not have to grow.

[earthtodes]

I open and close this app like it’s the fucking fridge