Cruz loves all the government regulations that pay him, cover his health insurance, and gives him a pension.
The Republican ‘all regulations are horrible’ is how a toddler would think. Grow the f*ck up.

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Cruz loves all the government regulations that pay him, cover his health insurance, and gives him a pension.
The Republican ‘all regulations are horrible’ is how a toddler would think. Grow the f*ck up.
Calvin and Hobbes still relevant 25 years later.
IF A MAN TALKS SHIT THEN I OWE HIM NOTHING
Job application: *Now hiring graduates*
Job application: *Must have traveled to the moon AT LEAST twice, won an Oscar, fluent in seven languages. Oh, and have 50 years experience. Good luck!*
I’m gonna post this every time there’s a mass shooting.
me: *picks up the phone*
dua lipa:
things to keep in mind when deciding where u wanna get pizza from 🐸☕️
Me: Alright, brain, we have two tasks to do. One of them is more time sensitive, but working on the other will be more fun. Which should I start on?
My brain: Do fucking nothing for 72 hours
Me: Understandable, have a nice day
my prediction about what kind of shit jonathan is gonna come home to in season 3
Hogwarts Houses common rooms in Halloween season
In 2018 all of our reaction gifs will come from old Barbie VHS movies
This is the best news I’ve heard all week
I don’t necessarily work ‘better under pressure’, I just literally will not work until I am under the extreme pressure of time constraints created by my own unnecessary procrastination
UNMUTE THIS
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