Just another black cloud

Perhaps you've seen it, maybe in a nightmare. A clear, well- known land. A place where bliss may mend your ailing mind. You will keep everything even what does not matter, you are all branded. The symbol of the fortunate. An augur of meaninglessness. Your past, your future, your very light. None has meaning and you don't even care. By now you're something other than a soul. A thing that feeds on others. A human. Right now, in an supposingly free land, far to the north, an amacher group of dudes are building a kinda shitty building. I believe they called it Taco Bell. Perhaps you're familiar. No, how could you be. But one day soon, you will stand before its wondrous gate. Knowing exactly why.... Like a fly drawn to a cheese burger, your wings will get sticky with success. Time after time. For that is your fate. The fate of the fortunate.

[pingnova]

you ever get a bus driver who drives like they’re running from god

[gigastacyy-deactivated20231011]

you’re really complaining about the discount roller coaster

[bestfunny]

[midnightmurdershow]

What We Do in the Shadows (2014) Directed by Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi

[tastefullyoffensive]

[queerist]

IT’S ADORABLE FACE!!!

[godotal]

[10knotes]

That bear is going to suffocate with that plastic wrap covering his nose and mouth.

[bitchycode]

[math-memes]

[meanplastic]

[plaidcushion]

choose your fighter

[shiredded]

Why not both?

[official-cisphobe]

this looks like something Junji Ito would draw

[windycarnage]

when u have so many things u want to draw that it becomes overwhelming so u just do nothing

[astrodael]

Ok so last week I was hanging out with a friend and he told me that, when he was a child, he used to have a vhs tape with some random tv shows on it. And he says, “you know that sheep gif? that show was on the vhs, but I can’t remember how it was called, and google isn’t helping.” so we spent the weekend trying to find it, and we did! anyways the video was made by a cult

[fuchinobe]

This post sent me down an insane rabbit hole last night, the cult that made this has a thing for fantasizing about having sex with Jesus:

Cool tips for hot sex!

[pigeonbusiness]

I have never encountered a post that legit made me feel like I’ve been punched in the chest before.

[hungry-skeleton]

This started as a relatable artist meme but quickly turned into a horny cultist-driven train wreck

[vivaciousarcanist]

[brainbubblegum]

Oh hey, look, it’s the cult that brainwashed the guitarist from Fleetwood Mac

[skodasforge]

This is also the same cult that Rose McGowan and Joaquin and River Phoenix grew up in

[skodasforge]

[ownerofidaho]

this post just gets worse every time i see it.

[the-writer-is-always-write]

In other news, reading the reviews for Cats has become my new favorite pastime:

[mysharona1987]

[grifalinas]

My favorite form of redemption arc is “I hate that I have morals now”

[grifalinas]

Like “I realized that I was in the wrong and now I will work hard to atone” is good and all, but “how dare you infect me with morals” will always be so much more entertaining

[gh0sthoodie]

That moment the former baddie starts to walk away from some bad situation, almost gets out, and then just stops, curses, and turns around to go help?

*chef’s kiss* delicious

[grifalinas]

This one gets it

[aesthetic-uni]

And like when they say “I’m only helping you because of [selfish reason that’s not truly the reason]”

[grifalinas]

“I assure you, my motives are completely selfish” they yell at the group as they fling themself between a giant fuck off monster and an unconscious guy they don’t even like

[harvestspriteirl]

“Only I get to kill you! That’s it! That’s the only reason! I’m healing you and tending to your wounds because I HATE YOU!” 

[thecollectibles]

Art by Boris Groh

[jungwildeandfree]

what i like about this is that the people seem just. unthreatened. they are responding to these nightgaunt looking motherfuckers as if they were a particularly rambunctious opossum. “oh god damn the shadow entity stole our ball again what the fuck dude we’re trying to play horse.” perfect, i love it. 

[jxnc-deactivated20170922]

growing up, I was the only straight in an all-gay high school. all the guys would taunt me and yell out: “hey Jon, where you going? to get some pussy?” :(

[velvetvetiver]

I fucking HATE money. I hate capitalism. I hate that we have built entire systems worshipping numbers that don’t fucking mean anything. I hate living in a world where these figures can be the difference between life and death. People kill for money, they work until they can barely stay standing for it, they debase themselves to the point of dehumanization just to earn a little extra. I have lost a disgusting amount of time, energy, and life to the mandatory pursuit of money in order to survive and exist with dignity. I’ve had enough.

[damonrighteous]

As an accountant... I can confirm this is correct and accurate.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

wow

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

All valid but y’all not gonna disrespect vegeta like that

[thewilkersons]

[foxensterren-deactivated2018020]

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

[american-crhapsody]

that fucking kid took one for the team