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(still) posting from beyond the grave.

[craetor]

Zaba - Glass Animals

[lombardoink]

Quote from Dan Sheehan

[philosoverted-deactivated202006]

Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is

[systlin]

Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.

[gallusrostromegalus]

His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.

[filthyprotozoan]

gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther

[hubris-i]

#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"

[fridge246]

tired: legolas took gimli to valinor with him because they were bffs/in love/etc. 

wired: legolas took gimli to valinor to prove the world was flat after arguing with him about it for decades

[jemthecrystalgem]

Sorry it’s what to elves

[dvandom]

So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth).  But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven.  To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphere…but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk.  So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

This is why Legolas can see for such great, almost impossible distances. The Earth does not curve for him.

[endreal]

Legolas said fuck the horizon

[divinegaeity-deactivated2023101]

God I fucking love high fantasy

[liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011]

[chandravess]

i love hearing girl’s ugly laugh like yes bitch gimme that witch cackle

[gaysie]

[demxnte]

You gotta walk in rooms like God sent you

[bakwaaas]

as a punishment.

[fag4butch]

*sighs dreamily* what a fucking weirdo

[gay-poseidon-deactivated2025051]

*twirling hair* what a fucking freak

[demoncity]

Only Yesterday おもひでぽろぽろ 1991 | dir. Isao Takahata

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

source

[aether-stars]

I feel like this needs no explanation

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[vokhaz]

so this is how it went right

[normal-thoughts-official]

Your fave is problematic: Death Note version, but only with the most inane shit the characters have done

Plain text: "Your fave is problematic: Death Note version, but only with the most inane shit the characters have done" in title size. End ID

L: stole a cellphone

Watari: culturally appropriating a Japanese name

Ryuk: gave a weapon to a minor

Misa: said Light and L's relationship was "weird", which is casual homophobia

Mello: wears a lot of leather, which kills cows

Matt: smokes indoors

Mikami: is a gymbro

Takada: helped Light emotionally cheat

Light: lied to his mom

[drawkill]

Happy new year! The darkness continues to grow inside us all!

[oracle-fae]

a flower bed 💐🌼🌷🛏️

[funnytwittertweets]