podcast-eatin soyboy

this is a pointless blog, welcome! aces/aros are so fucking valid they/them

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

maybe instead of getting mad at me when you come down the stairs to see a bowl of freshly churned butter on the island counter you should get mad at yourself for leaving a bowl of fresh cream out when you’re aware of my passions

[shedaeb-deactivated20200717]

rabies the girl

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

*sees gigantic pile of dirt in a construction area by the highway*

monkey brain: “a possible vantage point, but little to no protection. i would be vulnerable here”

human brain: “wana climb…… with my hands n knees…. wan b tall……”

[catsbeaversandducks]

By @kenziecoffman and Theo the Cat

[kurgy]

Visit Original Link

[nootladoot]

I’m so proud of ‘ol brian

[lilacwine1994]

lore

[blood-and-foam]

I think the most relatable thing brian david gilbert has ever done was when he got shingles, a disease brought about by stress and which he was told to treat “mostly just with rest”, and decided to write and produce a music video about it which involved a dance number and running back and forth under a bridge while holding a cat. like that’s peak chaotic dumbass artist energy right there

[jester-de-punyalada]

Dane terry just naming his mc after himself on one of the horniest podcasts in recent history is braver than anything a us marine has ever done

[peachblossom-odyssey]

Me, discovering Dreamboy: Oh hey, Night Vale Presents! This could be cool!

Dreamboy: I looked down and my dick is just rock hard

Me:

[kingkishou]

I'm only saying this for your sake, but objectively, it's not a smart idea to bring politics into normal hobbies. You might lose supporters of your blog just because of your political stance, and that would be terrible since you're so amazing!! It's only a suggestion, but I really reccomend not bringing politics into anything.

[szuddenly]

you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking

[shekeyedmylamborfeeties]

damien, literally about to confess his love to arum: ..kill you? but… i…!

rilla: shows up

damien @ arum:

[normalmammal]

When Juno’s voice gets Soft, esp when hes talking abt nureyev!!! rb if u agree

[thisideofnowhere]

when rilla and damien finally reunite

damien: rilla, my love, my heart, i fear that this beast has corrupted my soul, my mind runs afoul with heathenous thoughts, my treacherous body lusts for one in such a way neither moral nor knightly, rilla, i am afraid i have fallen from my noble grace, i-

rilla: lol yeah arum’s hot

[dukerosie]

[dukerosie]

Valles Vicky: Look, Steel… take it from someone who knows. Even if you’re real, real lucky, you only get a few people like Ingrid over your life. Treat em like they’re worth something. Alright?

Juno: