I'm Doing Better Than I Ever Was

That’s not BO — that’s school spirit

[girlzoid]

i dont "struggle" with isolation, i'm actually soooooo super fucking good at it

[stringcage]

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

[iwait4youalexg]

Oh!

[legsdemandias]

“National teacher shortage” is a fun way of saying that the USA has made a passion driven job so ungodly inhospitable that even people who “just care about teaching, not the money” don’t even care about teaching anymore.

[roach-works]

you mean i could make less at school than at mcdonalds while working 60+ hours a werk and being expected to take a bullet any minute and contracting every disease ever and still not be able to cover my bills june-september while parents and politicians blame me for why their kids are gay

[magic-as-hell]

francis is really bringing a “satisfying-but-horrible-rage-and-deep-sadness” heat to the podcast that we haven’t seen since the days of the people’s princess grant wilson and it’s just SO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[girlmostlikely]

Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of everything being okay

[fagstaynight]

(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have been whining about? Jesus christ

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[jordiipordii]

no thoughts just people being horrified of even brushing up against andrew whereas neil got a taste of andrew’s lips a time or two and worried if he was ever going to get to kiss andrew again or not when the mafia was gunning for him

[uninfaust]

maybe your baby is crying bc it wants a cigarette

[depsidase]

[batteredblueberry]

[ID: post by @ superkeara that reads "Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around feel so naked without my zest for life". End ID]

[mia-n-ceetee]

Changing the relationship status to "Stalemate"

[mia-n-ceetee]

Changing the relationship status to "Uneasy truce"

[mia-n-ceetee]

Changing the relationship status to "Mutually assured destruction"

[utilitycaster]

I'm going to *remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health* quit my job and start making shoes for American Girl Dolls

[phantomrose96]

There’s something wrong with me right now but don’t worry I found a cure (holds up a hyperfixation from when I was 14) (NOT one of the good ones)

[shape-shifting-trickster]

kink shaming is dead. I respect people with foot fetishes more than the president of the united states of America

[unsatan-offical]

good energy but that's way too low a bar to clear

[electronicmail]

oh ew is that really what i sowed? eww omigod i am NOT reaping that

[lamusebrune]

I cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making you happy.