Bart and Shelby’s Mom

[funnytwittertweets]

[tittytron]

Your fave is problematic: Santa Claus

communist

illegal parking

[anxietyproblem]

[beesforpresident]

[tiktoksforlosers]

[ziraseal]

[samgiddings]

Apple juice and orange juice don’t have to be enemies. They are in love. Orple juice.

[imeverywoman420]

literally i act like the joker until i eat a little snack at 4 pm

[soothenerves]

find myself listening to music i loved years ago and i realize i still am her

[dsmsix]

june 2nd?? what the fuck. what’s next? june 3rd? a 4th of june? give me a fucking break.

[mental-ch-illness]

“what’s wrong with you?” bitch what isn’t

[jovan]

[themedicalstate]

“Never memorize something that you can look up.”

— Albert Einstein (via mednerds)

[wayfaringmd]

I literally quoted this to a patient yesterday after they asked me how I remember “all the medical stuff”.

[jodiefoster]

me about me: when is she gonna stop …………..isn’t she tired..

[qumi]

me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever*

me: you know what i mean :/

[tiredbtw]

*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

[kitaplarvsarkilar-deactivated20]

[cringe-attacks]