You Know Legends Never Die

20//the best part of your life begins when you realize you can literally buy an ice cream cake whenever you want

[pinkmisspiggy]

sir you dont understand. if i dont take off my pants & put on an incredibly large sweater when i get home i’ll die

[babyorangegf-deactivated2020062]

sir that’s my incredibly large emotional support sweater

[marisatomay]

I’m very pro-rereading books you loved as a child at different stages in your life

[prince-aziraphale]

The other day a man signed up for our advantage card and I asked for his “email” and he looked at me and goes “No?? I have a gmail, I don’t even know what an email is.” And I was just so in awe for a moment and I just smiled and enthusiastically replied “It’s okay that works!” Meanwhile internally screaming.

[prince-aziraphale]

Honestly if anyone wants to know what retail is like on a daily basis? This is it.

[porterdavis]

A get-rich slow scheme

$10 in quarters for $9.80 with free shipping.

[schizoauthoress]

Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about “a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed” in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire contract.  And the reason they do THAT is because they once had a stage collapse because a promoter hadn’t read the proper way to set up all the specific technical stuff.

So if the band goes in the dressing room or catering and sees brown M&Ms, they know they have to double-check the stage setup for safety.

[darkfrog24]

I heard about this on Freakonomics Radio.  Turns out the bit about no brown M&Ms is HUGE, in BIG font, bold, underlined and quotated like they’re on the Group W Bench.

The band was all, “We have fifty-pound lights hanging over our heads and fire being shot out of cannons.  We had to know whether they read our safety regs so we didn’t flamebroil any roadies.”

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

interesting how this has become a meme in the music industry about divas. i’ve always heard jokes that amount to “this stuck up celebrity hates the green gummy bears!! they’re refusing to perform just for that???” and its reading stuff like this that i realise how that joke might have come about. people get grumpy that the band refuses to play but cant admit its because THEY’RE incompetent, so they make it all about the M&Ms. another example of artists using a creative method to ensure they have a perfectly reasonable request fulfilled that is then bastardised by lazy people who wanna make money off them. 

[thesylverlining]

…this is like the music industry version of hearing the truth behind the McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit

[thenatsdorf]

Dominos with playing cards. (1Italianlurker)

[i-hope-you--die]

omg

[ewaneneollav]

porno doctor: *trips, breaks hand* AAAAAHHHH!!!!! I JUST BROKE MY HAND!!!!! FUCK!!!!! Guess the only way we can do this prostate exam is if I use my dick

[commiemo]

LGBTQ

Let’s Guillotine the Bourgeoisie Tonight, Qomrades!

[sailorbrazil]

I love images… Sometimes I think I hate them, but then I realize I love hating images too.

[slavery]

Thoughts on this one ?

[sailorbrazil]

Love it…..

[tinderfinds]

It’s what you do with it.

[upside-happenings]

[iamthebestby2ne1]

[unclefather]

[pastabot]

[thestateonmtv]

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

[ivare-enim-euge]

Arguing with an Aries

[hotsoccergirl1234]

The hands

[biodegrade]

me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in

[wingsvan-deactivated20190517]

everyone needs to see this

[cherenkovs]

this is so fucking funny to me (credit @havocs)