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I've been on this website for too long but there is no way out

[dankmemeuniversity]

[slimetony]

hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.

[chandra-nalaar]

earth

[unclefather]

[grimthetransman]

US healthcare system be like:

[horrorofthebeast]

What if people made humanizations of colleges and started shipping them

[icouldwritebooks]

The AO3 tag you’re looking for is “academia anthropomorphic”.

[horrorofthebeast]

Suspicious that you know that

[astrophysical-bean]

[ayeforscotland]

I can’t believe it falls to tumblr to be the last bastion of humanity that doesn’t have stories.

[thebibliosphere]

To be fair, if they tried the hamster wheel that keeps this place running would implode.

[gertruderobinsonscat]

I hope that “between the crematorium and the dildo store” becomes a famous saying for whenever a person has lost in the most pathetic and undignified way possible. Sort of like how we still use the phrase “crossing the Rubicon” two thousand years after the event. 

[crumplelush]

Some guy on twitter described it as “being between a cock and a charred place”

[thenatsdorf]

“Wait for the tongue” [source]

[amygdalae]

genuinely terrifying how adhd will have you be fully aware of the responsibilities you’re neglecting and yet its like you’re being piloted by a super chill hedonistic demon who can’t hear you/doesnt care

[hemingsways-deactivated20230712]

I don’t study genocides war crimes and human rights for fun. I study it bc my people have been at the foot from the very first genocide of the 20th century and previous attempts to exterminate my entire race. The fact that no one is speaking up when another genocide is at the brink of occurring to the ethnic Armenians living in Artsakh (Nagorno Karabakh) is mind blowing. I have to say I’m not surprised by the lack of effort - Americans, especially, are the most self interested humans I’ve met. This isn’t about narrative, this is about rapid belligerent individualism. We can philosophize all day about it but at the end - people don’t give a shit about anyone but themselves. There is rarely any altruism left in this world. As Monte said, no ones gonna fight for us, we will have to fight on our own to survive. The alternative is not an option.

@sarinezeitlian on IG for the photos

[kaijuno]

Watched a kid in line ahead of me at the store get rung up and the cashier said “your total is 18.41” and without missing a beat the kid said “ah, the year I was born” and the cashier stopped and was like “I’m... sorry???”

[madelinemoved]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hey-homeboy]

someone check on her

[shameshack]

[dkc2]

i would call the police then papa john himself

[kulluto]

if i was bernie sanders rn i would just tweet “😏” and then shut my phone off

[sugarsweetcandycorn]

This little lizard jumped on me and started rubbing on my fingers. After some time I realized he was getting rid of his old skin. Mr. Tiny Lizard choosed me to be his “helping-hand” in this important Stage of his life and I feel very honored

[impassioned-heart]

This is so fucking adorable omg

[yugirimistwalker]

Mickey is short for Micholas