Dancing With Dragons

[weavemama]

daily reminder that there is absolutely nothing normal about being expected to waste a majority of your life at a corporation to survive instead of indulging in better life experiences ✨

[ralfmaximus]

In the 1960s it was a common speculation that by 1980 the typical work week would consist of 4 days. And by the year 2000 we’d be working no more than 3 days a week.

Because of computerization, automation, and better efficiencies in workflow.

Guess what happened instead?

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[menacevessel-deactivated2020083]

Wish I was floating in a big glass tank full of neon green fluid while a bunch of guys in lab coats monitored my brain activity

[zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124]

you are, king. you just don't know it yet.

[menacevessel-deactivated2020083]

[thewilkersons]

[foxensterren-deactivated2018020]

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

[american-crhapsody]

that fucking kid took one for the team

[fatherofthebride]

new york city’s official government guidelines for how to fuck during a pandemic really are a bright spot in the darkness right now

[fatherofthebride]

some of my favorites include:

“please just masturbate or fuck your roommate”:

“make it a little kinky” (direct quote):

and “if you HAVE to host an orgy, open a window”:

you can read the whole thing here, it’s very hilarious and chill and also informative. mentions masks and then says “maybe that’s your thing”

[tippitv]

I don’t know who wrote this but...

I needed y’all to commiserate with me that there’s at least one guy that thinks that people don’t have a vagina until some penis comes along and pierces it open like a straw poking into a Capri Sun and also that a clitoris is where the vagina is.

[digg]

[toastbutteregg]

saw this on my facebook feed and thought it was funny

[clem-style-deactivated20191229]

[dridersgeorg]

... the perfume department!

[keepingupwiththecullens]

How are the cullen,s handleing the virus?

[meanplastic]

IM SCREAMING

[whatsliferotfl]

[eyebrowspirit]

i feel personally attacked

[toastbutteregg]

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[dumbnojutsu]

remember when we joked about it…

[catchymemes]

[blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20]

sorry i can’t come into work today i’m living my truth

[1dietcokeinacan]

[endoshan]

[officialrung-deactivated2020010]

you should never date someone for the sake of dating someone. you should be good friends, if not best friends with your partner. if you cant go to your partner for personal advice, if youre afraid to call your partner out on something, if you cant laugh and have fun with your partner, or if your conversations are only ever performative affection, you don’t have a good relationship

[curtains-of-beef]

“if your conversations are only ever performative affection” woah my bones grew more bones and shook