um

Leah. Shit blog where i reblog things i like and rarely post my own stuff bc who really cares?

[pointnclick]

oh you wanted chocolate atop your boston cream donut? too bad. that chocolate is for the paper bag you stupud bitch

[tilthat]

TIL the brains of rats have a “random mode” that is switched on when they are in unfamiliar situations

via reddit.com

[sexhaver]

me drunk at an apartment party

[egirlbutternubs]

Me sober at my job I’ve had for over a year

[beefycrab]

[theygender]

Anyone else feel like things have been Very recently? Like it's all just getting a little Too for me

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

A gray alien has slipped and hit his head on the corner of the freezer box thing at 7/11

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Hes breathing real fucking heavy and coughing but hes not moving i dont know what to do he just said he was going to get me some ice cream what the fuck is going on im fucking freaking out

[maryjanewatscns]

EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan & Daniel Scheinert 

[arirna]

[vlli-moved-blog]

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

what the fuck

[coralbluebirdtiger-deactivated2]

these seriously feel like they were taken in a different dimension

[mrimmortal]

I saw one of these but of thanksgiving… what the fuck is this from

[halfalgorithm]

http://cargocollective.com/chrismaggio/Male-Chef-Thanksgiving

more Christmas ones: http://cargocollective.com/chrismaggio/Male-Chef-Christmas

[galehive]

preserving this video at all costs to teach future generations what twitter was like

[dafunk]

at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his t’s look like l’s so she wrote “lyler’s corks” and i saw it this morning and i grabbed a marker and changed the ‘c’ to a ‘g’

and after he left a bartender came up to me and said “aww lyler left his gorks” and i lost it

[lildinospice]

[deedis]

who care

[3000s]

[andreii-tarkovsky]

vvitch better have my money

[andreii-tarkovsky]

payeth me what thee owe me

[andreii-tarkovsky]

[andreii-tarkovsky]

this is black phillip, the money goat! reblog in 10 sec and money will come your way so you can live deliciously

[bando--grand-scamyon]

reblogging to live deliciously

[peggle2]

Okay Tumblr we need to talk

I don’t think you tumblrinas seem to understand that

[savedgame]

[pie-bean]

Oh crap, it's the supervisor! Look busy!

[doggosource]