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urgetocreate

Chris Long (American b.1978), Green Nocturne, Caloosahatchee, 2022, Oil on Wood panel

mashpotatoe

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

urie

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

queer-reader-07

#holy shit I thought my family was the only one who said 'fend for yourself' when there was no planned dinner

cal3ris

is this gonna get me fired you think

#lol do we work at the same company...#hr keeps making 'anonymous' surveys like this and I'm like hm. I'm in danger #and like I'm a software dev so there is some use for ai in my day to day work but not as much as the ai bros and company execs think #good at greenfield stuff! bad at existing years old complex codebases!

goldours

jayden ju

mlarayoukai-archive

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

#love showing my cat things to sniff #like 'here is an empty capri sun pouch' and he's like 'fascinating. please let me have the straw. I promise I will not chew up the straw'#and showing my dog things to sniff is like 'can I eat it pls let me eat it pls pls pls'#also fun is showing my cat something stinky like deodorant and he does a sninky face and backs away. v fun #meanwhile if I showed my dog the same stinky thing she'd just go 'oh my GOD A DELICACY PLSSSSSSS I WANT TO EAT IT'

I have a song from when I was a kid about the 3 times tables stuck in my head, but right now instead of the actual 3 times table, it's the number 8 followed by sorta random numbers like "8 times 5 is 15! 8 times 6 is 18! 8 times 3 is 27, 8 times 4 is 6!" over and over and OVER again

#occasionally punctuated by the groovy ending of the song where the guy goes 'SO MANY THINGS YOU SEEEE ARE MULTIPLES OF NUMBER THREEEE'#and then blasts off in a space ship #I think arguably this is the worst possible way for this song to get stuck in my head

screenshotsofdespair

colourthysoul

H.M. Saffer - Citrus Grove

caffeinatedopossum

#ha ha ha look it's me

inthetags

Reblog and list the first 6 Pokemon that come to mind, in the tags

#pikachu charizard squirtle uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mr mime???????#I only know those first 3 for sure cause I'm not sure if mr mime is a character a la ash ketchum or a pokemon lok #lol even #uhhhhh there's also mewtwo but again idk if that's a character or a pokemon #I wasn't allowed to play or watch pokemon as a kid and as an adult I really have no interest in it so. yeah 😔

sleepiestoken

hello????

#FINALLY some good fucking remix of song I like #sleep token

blackshvck

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive