teenage dirtbag

dillon chang is my name and bringing sexy back is my game.

[dangchang]

Alright,

Who wants to be my New Year's kiss?

[zachpl]

Yeah man. Ya dig? You want some?

[dangchang]

Is that even a question?

[dangchang]

Ugh.

[zachpl]

Hmmm, I don’t know. Jazz maybe?

[dangchang]

Yes! No one would miss her, right? It's perfect.

[dangchang]

Ugh.

Hangovers are mean. Who even decided they should be a thing?  This is nothing like the movie.

[zachpl]

I want an awesome hangover expirience like in the movie. Dude that would be fun.

[dangchang]

He'll yeah! Who's someone we could lose and not care about.....? ;)

[dangchang]

Ugh.

[dangchang]

You’re so right. I dont suppose you’d want to make me food? Cause you love me even though im an idiot? :)

[wildesasha]

I’ll always love you, and I suppose I can make you something.

[dangchang]

You're the best, Mom!!

[dangchang]

Ugh.

Hangovers are mean. Who even decided they should be a thing?  This is nothing like the movie.

[wildesasha]

That’s because movies do not depict real life. Bed for you, all day.

[dangchang]

You're so right. I dont suppose you'd want to make me food? Cause you love me even though im an idiot? :)

[dangchang]

Ugh.

Hangovers are mean. Who even decided they should be a thing?  This is nothing like the movie.

[dangchang]

I think I’ve turned into a 2 year old hanging out with Lexxie all day. Haha. Now to put these gift cards to use! I’m starving.

[summerpuckerman-blog]

What kind of gift cards did you get?

[dangchang]

All sorts. Subway, Wendy's, Chipotle... I had taco bell but thats used already. And then some like Amazon and Barnes and nobles ones

[dangchang]

You really are. Haha but no I know. She’s impossible. You say no and then she gives you this look and its just…. I’m done for.

[actuallyclaire]

Oh rude. She for sure doesn’t get it from me. I’ve never ever used this face to get anything from anyone. Ever.

[dangchang]

Oh suuuuuuuuuuure you haven't. No, she definitely gets that cute puppy dog look from Cole, your right. Those eyes just.... wow so manipulative. ;D

[eroticaremix1]

[dangchang]

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[dangchang]

lennacorcoran:

What are talking about?

I mean, all that dye must’ve leaked into your brain.

[lennacorcoran]

I don’t know if I want to dye my hair back to blonde or keep the pink in it..

[dangchang]

Maybe its smarter not to dye it for a while. Get some brain cells back.

[dangchang]

abigailabrams:

dangchang:

Hell yeah! I love those things. I’ll pick you up or you wanna meet there?

Pick me up. I’m too lazy to drive myself.

Alright, lazy ass. Haha im on my wayyyyyy.

[dangchang]

actuallyclaire:

dangchang:

Well I cant tell her no! She’s got me absolutely trained haha.

I tell her no all the time, Dillon— well, kinda. I’ll be all “No, Lex.” and then just let her have it. I swear I’m the worlds worst parent. I just let her do whatever.

You really are. Haha but no I know. She’s impossible. You say no and then she gives you this look and its just…. I’m done for.

[lenavibes]

I’m going to go with.. Pizza Hut. Wait! No, Taco Bell. They have those Baja Blast Freeze drinks that are the balls.

[dangchang]

Hell yeah! I love those things. I'll pick you up or you wanna meet there?

[actuallyclaire]

I’m pretty sure you have. You crawling around on the floor with her is hilarious.

[dangchang]

Well I cant tell her no! She's got me absolutely trained haha.

[lenavibes]

Gift cards? Where are we going to eat?

[dangchang]

Haha, we? Wherever you want. I've got Chipotle, TBell, Subway, Wendy's, Pizza Hut....