#StopLex2k45

Welcome to Cirque Du Claire, Heyoo, my names Claire, evidently I'm insane. I'll let you judge. This one time I had a kid with this guy. Ooh kill 'em.

[summerpuckerman-blog]

Now that would be funny.

[actuallyclaire]

They'd probably win Hottest Couple, but then again, they're really lame so probably not.

[actuallyclaire]

dangchang replied to your post:dangchang replied to your post:Casually waiting...

Well he was my New year’s kiss, so….. Bahaha since someone was monopolizing my LexxieBug. -_-

I do what I want with my baby, bruh. She wanted to party with her cool mom, can't complain.

[actuallyclaire]

dangchang replied to your post:Casually waiting for Dillon and Cole to come out...

It’s cool. Lux already loves me like her daddy sooo……. #omfgnoclaire #weirdo #sogay #imeanwat

Does that mean we get a New Couple for the New Year??

[actuallyclaire]

Casually waiting for Dillon and Cole to come out together.

[dangchang]

You really are. Haha but no I know. She’s impossible. You say no and then she gives you this look and its just…. I’m done for.

[actuallyclaire]

Oh rude. She for sure doesn't get it from me. I've never ever used this face to get anything from anyone. Ever.

[dangchang]

Well I cant tell her no! She’s got me absolutely trained haha.

[actuallyclaire]

I tell her no all the time, Dillon-- well, kinda. I'll be all "No, Lex." and then just let her have it. I swear I'm the worlds worst parent. I just let her do whatever.

[dangchang]

I think I’ve turned into a 2 year old hanging out with Lexxie all day. Haha. Now to put these gift cards to use! I’m starving.

[actuallyclaire]

I'm pretty sure you have. You crawling around on the floor with her is hilarious.

[pinkluczade]

[mileywreckedme]

[lesliepiercelopez]

Anyone about?

[actuallyclaire]

Yeah- I've been busy, but, I'm free now.

[ddiamondsareforever]

[summerpuckerman-blog]

Please do! There’s more than enough!

[actuallyclaire]

I'm having issues. I might just eat them all.... like.. all of them.

[summerpuckerman-blog]

I think I baked enough cookies today to feed a whole town. There’s cookies everywhere. Now for the not so fun part, cleaning up my mess.

[actuallyclaire]

About to make a stop at your house to get my cookies on.

[lovelyymileycyrus]

[actuallyclaire]

@ DillyDoo,

[dangchang]

Shhhhh, babe girl better not have game! I’ll have to kick some toddler boy ass. Or girl. Whatever. Yeahhh I’m just too lazy to get it cut.

[actuallyclaire]

I can only imagine you up at the daycare trying to get onto a lil baby, “Leave my Lexxie Boo alone, Kid.”.

[actuallyclaire]

@ DillyDoo,

[dangchang]

Whatevs. I still got game, girl. Even if you’re spreading lies. I’ll admit yours is cute if you admit my long hair is

[actuallyclaire]

People With More Game Than You: Lexxie. But fine, your hair is cute, even though I miss your little curls that won’t return home from war.

[actuallyclaire]

@ DillyDoo,

Im tonna tell everyone that you stole that earring frim me. See how many girls call you hot then. S’curse me? My is cute as shit.