perish the thought...

they/them lesbian | 25 | call me crab or harvey | i draw! see my art on gayforbones

[adz]

one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

[honeylemony]

What the fuck who drinks that

[adz]

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

[catchymemes]

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

people keep reposting my comics without credit or permission so heres a dump of my comics frome my twitter @/cuptoast

do not my reposts my art, if u see one of my comics uploaded to here, it was not with my permisiions!

[dangerbeasts]

I got a covid booster and flu shot yesterday and then watched ai: artificial intelligence (2001)(a fundamentally insane film which made me cry multiple times) as I was descending into a fever, which was followed by me going to sleep and having feverish nightmares about the movie being real and happening to me. Gigolo Joe, whatta ya know

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[lilja4ever]

this movie is about to be good as fuck

[kushblazer666]

[retroactivebakeries]

I’d forgotten there was a koko the talking gorilla episode of x-files…it really was the nineties back in the nineties

[retroactivebakeries]

“how bad is the gorilla suit?” just, fucking terrible. “did the gorilla get abducted by aliens?” of course the gorilla got abducted by aliens.

[moth-in-the-broth]

its the simple things

[antiocheanism]

remember in the early 2010s when every song on the radio was like "you're beautiful ❤️ even if you ugly 🤗 ooh im beautiful 😍 even if im ugly ❤️‍🩹"

[rioblitzle]

working retail

[thestuffedalligator]

Isekai just seems like a profoundly sad genre of fantasy by design. Yes you have rad JRPG powers now and you get to hang out with big tiddy elves who love you but do you not have like. Friends that you mourn. Family that you miss. Habits that you can’t practice now without tripping. Familiar sounds and smells you’ll never know again

Either you did and you don’t care in the face of JRPG powers and elf tiddies, or you didn’t, and both options are profoundly sad in their own ways

[thestuffedalligator]

Remember when Pokémon Legends Arceus came out and ended without ever addressing the question of sending the protagonist and Ingo back to the future and seemed to expect the player to come to terms with being stuck in the 19th century and the fandom basically went “…….Hey that’s. Really fucking bleak actually”

[annabelle--cane]

[scrolling through a fandom tag] wrong. wrong. incomprehensibly wrong. wrong but harmless. nice style and color palette but I don't care about that ship. mildly entertaining liveblog update. they whitewashed my girl :( . good joke, reblog. wro--well that's my mutual so I will politely look away. fifteen posts in a row by an innocent rp blog that I don't have the heart to block. take I agree with but op was annoying about it. chapter twenty-eight of a longfic wip. !! GOOD POST !!, instafollowed. bot. technically correctly tagged but uses this acronym for something completely different. museum worthy art piece by a sixteen-year-old from the philippines. wrong. wrong but in a new and exciting way that provokes thought.

[marcitlali]

the police to my mom: ma'am your daughter was driving 110 mph eating hot cheetos with one hand and texting in an imessage group chat titled “boy pussy” with the other and crashed into the back wall of dd’s discounts and died instantly but somehow her body made its way to the accessories section and we found 35 dollars worth of stolen hoop earrings in her purse

[anphivenas]

Anyone remember basketball? — what happened to that ? Where did it go?

[junk-thunder]

it rolled under the bleachers last week and no one's been able to get it out :/

[anphivenas]

Well ,I can get it if you ask me . With my long hand

[anphivenas]

ill do whatevers necessary

[electronicmail]

shiittttt old ebeneezer could get it too

will you relax

[electronicmail]

actually cant stop thinking about this

[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it