gods favorite catboy

throwing spaghetti at the wall

[elitegreet]

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[geeksotospeak-inactive-deactiva]

Visit Original Link

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[kineticpenguin]

When you tell a customer they can't have something and they hit you with the quicksave stare

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[depsidase]

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[crazy-brazilian]

[swarnpert]

youtube saw that i didnt fall asleep watching videos last night so now its only recommending me videos of individuals being skinned alive with 0 views and they all take place right outside my house

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[bgm05]

Went outside and saw a bat flying around. Then i saw a toad in the yard. Straight up like a witch’s brew out there . Stay safe

[vewn]

Uncomfortable encounter

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[thewickerking]

day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too

day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight

[dykonicdiva]

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out