gods favorite catboy

throwing spaghetti at the wall

[elitegreet]

[angelicguy]

i have a theory as to why ive seen so much roadkill lately and it directky connects to WD Gasters role in undertale/deltarune

[plush-puppy-angel]

[gaycop]

If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve

[robotface]

portal turret voice: "do you have games on your phone?"

[elliespectacular]

yeah i'm sac-religious, any cabals of heretics wanna hop on my ca-balls and here-dick?

[elliespectacular]

Nobody wants to have sects?

[blackpyrefly]

I heard another video game is coming out soon

this has to stop

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[killadelphia]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love how Indeed is like

tailored for you! here’s your shortlist of job opportunities that perfectly match your preferences and abilities as an artist with clerical career skills:

-booger farmer (45 miles away)

-astronaut (5 minutes away)

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[rudeteens]

[colorado-rockies-official]

bunny moment

[colorado-rockies-official]

the baseball crowd loves unexpected animals far more than the baseball game

[colorado-rockies-official]

you come into our house and say something so brave and true

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[ilywtf]

>settings

>world settings

>set to "your oyster"