the first time i ever saw a christmas carol i was 8 and it was a teen production of it at the community center i took piano lessons at (i even auditioned for it!) and there were like no guys in this play so scrooge was a woman and they changed ‘ebenezer scrooge’ to ‘ebony scrooge’ so i thought for years that was just the play and it was about a stingy woman named ebony scrooge learning to appreciate christmas and not be greedy
E-Ebony Chri'stmas December Scrooge…
Hi my name is Ebony Chri’stmas December Money Scrooge and I have long ebony black hair and a lot of money (that’s how I got my name) with an icy blue nightcap and a really fancy nightgown and icy white hair like limpid snow and a lot of people tell me I look like tom ricketts (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). all of my friends are ghosts. I have pale white skin. I live in a town called London, which is in England. I’m a factory owner (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. Today I was wearing a fancy nightcoat and a black velvet top hat from hot topic and a monocle that showed off my sideburns and white foundation. I was walking around London. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very unhappy about because I hate snow and I hate christmas. A lot of poor people stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
