I Can’t Do Both.

I reblog stuff and sometimes write things. Feel free to have a chat about it. I'm always looking for betas Link to AO3

[dangerouscoffeetheorist]

My 911 Fics

If He Wanted To He Would Eddie and Buck are dating and its really bloody cute. 6k words Buddie

I Get Drunk on Jealousy Another Eddie comes back from Texas and is jealous of Ravi 5k words Buddie

Oh, How The Turns Have Tabled 5 times Buck gets hurt/sick/injured and Ravi tells everyone about it, and 1 times Ravi gets hurt and Buck is vengeful. 7k words Buddie when you squint

Stupid in Love Eddie and Buck drunkenly get married in Vegas and then Eddie gets bronchitis. Naturally this means they realise they are in love with each other. 18k words Buddie getting together

I Promise I Will Be There A series of moments exploring Buck and Tommy taking care of Eddie. That's it. 12k words Buck/Eddie/Tommy

To Fix A Heart AU Buck is in foster care and taken in by Bobby and Athena 25k words Teen Buddie having an obvious crush Found family/fluff

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

🌈 here is a little rainbow for anyone who is sad today

[dangerouscoffeetheorist]

**Miscarry trigger warning**

I'm probably going to write the most depressing maddy/chim fic about them miscarrying a third baby and it won't be about them at all but I need to get this down in some way to process and I genuinely feel like Maddy would feel as devastated and confused as I do

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you deserve a life you aren’t constantly recovering from

[beemovieerotica]

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

[theunvanquishedzims]

#here is a man so heartless he has literally cut his own heart out of his chest #but he's still not as evil as the fucking east india trading company

[penandinkprincess]

laughing about the idea of shane who has a vasovagal response to needles because i know in my heart that he would believe in his ability to beat it

he would believe so hard

HE is the master of this situation, and he can BEAT IT

he is MIND OVER MATTERING

he is FOCUSED

he is DETERMINED

he is PASSING OUT IN THE PARKING LOT

[penandinkprincess]

shane comes to, sees The Face and just immediately slides the towel on his head down to cover his eyes

[museumticket]

me on an average day: i need a treat

me on a bad day: i need a deluxe treat

[catboy-joyfriend]

how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me

[pankomako]

[gatheringbones]

tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”

[quasarkisses]

i needed this as a background

[spectrexviiii]

[lovelandfrogmansupporter]

fun fact Troy Barrett has actually never once ever assumed he was cool with or liked by or simply even tolerated by any single individual in any room he has been in ever :/

[dailyhudsonwilliams]

Hudson and Connor at the Met Gala via alexachung

[drawballa]

Sleepy boys 💤

[dangerouscoffeetheorist]

I see all the discourse (at least on my side of tumblr) of Shane never liking or being able to forgive Troy, and while I see this and even somewhat agree with it (truly i know why!!) i think i need to write a fic about it where they overcome these challenges and ends as my own personal headcannon where Shane and Ilya end up treating Troy as a younger brother.

[princejeanot]

What I want to see in s2

[rainbow-femme]

Someone online makes a comment about how Shane probably isn’t a very good boyfriend, saying his flat affect and resting neutral face in paparazzi pics and video must mean he’s detached and not affectionate compared to Ilya who is much more overtly affectionate

Ilya then has the rest of the Centaurs help him make a compilation of secretly filmed Shane moments showing how good a boyfriend he is

Ilya doing the “would you still love me if I was a worm?” thing and without missing a beat or asking any questions Shane just goes “Yeah”

Harris films himself asking Shane random Ilya questions and Shane always having an answer. “Hey what Ilya’s favorite milkshake flavor?” “Mint.” “I’m buying everyone fun socks, what’s Ilya’s favorite color?” “Blue, but only if it’s light, he doesn’t like dark blue.” “What’s Ilya’s favorite fruit?” “Pears.”

Troy waits for Shane to sit on the bench looking at his phone or tying his skates then says “Oh hey Ilya’s coming in” and catches multiple examples of Shane immediately scootching over to one side to make room for Ilya to sit next to him

Ilya puts his feet up on Shane’s lap silently and Shane starts lightly massaging them. Ilya lays his head on Shane’s shoulder and Shane starts quietly playing with his hair

They film Ilya handing Shane random things and asking him to hold them and Shane does without question. The internets favorite is the one where Ilya pulls a pineapple out of his bag and asks Shane to hold it and he agrees, getting his gear on one handed so he can keep holding the pineapple in the other

Hayden gets a video of Shane letting Ruby brush his hair and fill it with clips while he and Jade do Ilya’s nails, Ilya laying with a face mask and cucumbers over his eyes and his head on Shane’s lap

[shanehollandered]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

having your own money is fucking dangerous because the only person stopping me from buying whatever I want is myself. and myself has bad judgment sometimes