Am I cool now?

Oh god do you follow me? I'm so sorry.

[ofdirtandbones]

LOOK AT THIS BEAST

ISN’T IT THE BIGGEST GARDEN SNAIL YOU’VE EVER SEEN ?!!!

LOOK AT IT

HE IS LIKE TWICE AS BIG AS THE USUAL BIG BROWN ADULT GARDEN SNAIL

LOOK

AT

IT

His name is Félix

[picrewpirate]

Picrew!

Use this to make yourself, and tag a friend!

[sharky-g-deactivated20200216]

@fire-fanboy-trash @e-m-y-m-o @coffee-bean-boi @viostormcaller @meteorshowersfillthesky

[rainoverthehills]

It me! I have my hair down today!

@lunaarmada

[mermaid-nebula]

Lol I have my hair up today

[oops-joined-another-fandom]

@onesingularpotato @drowninginevenmorefeels @mossymayhem @largepumpkin

[lesbian-shrimp]

(Okay look, im obligated by law to use the cat mouth whenever the opportunity arises)

@dangerouslydopewasteland @jewish-keith @selkiecoat

[dangerouslydopewasteland]

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

[darknesshaspurplehair]

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

[thuriweaver]

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

[ren-allen]

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

[em3rgence-st]

Some big spicy joy pls

[felixluvsketchup-deactivated202]

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

[saturnianshade]

i request the big spicy joy

[luckys-horseshoe-deactivated202]

I would like some big spicy joy

[henderys]

i’m a simple bitch. i see a kpop boy in a white dress shirt with black hair and i think prince eric

[henderys]

rb this with which kpop boy you think would be the best prince eric

[henderys]

STOP SAYING JIMIN NONE OF YOU HAVE TASTE

[emeraldmercury]

Since these picrew makers have become a trend now...

https://picrew.me/image_maker/327

@spaceinvaydr @stone-butch @lemonade-of-gods @takashi0 @inu-demon @heardbook @libertarirynn

[kentuckyfriedfungus]

@dysphoric-varian @deadlydeamonflashmob @anubianpagan

[anubianpagan]

@junkblog101 @helvetica12point @poliwirl100 @zelsbels-official

[frauchun-racun-deactivated20220]

@officialma @nunyabizni @stupidfinn @rallythedead @angrybeardedbastard

[you-do-not-know]

@st-jimothy-dexter @officialfist @the-mighty-birdy

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

I tag EVRYONE

[yourladyindank]

[thespectacularspider-girl]

@supersoftly @tooiconic @deadjosey @quinzelade

[tooiconic]

It’s me!

[pianoprincess3-blog1]

@etheartist26 @orion98 @f1zzy-izzy @doctorbluesmanreturns y'all do it!

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

@dan-the-fungus @leaving-the-past-behind @wisegirlandseaweedbrainforever @the-real-black-hole-chan @psalm37-24 @shenzi-hemlock

[s--awesome-deactivated20220908]

@alifeasvivid @suck-it-ran @mapleburger @themelonroom @aphunitedstates @chunnyyii @aphusa @mi-chan4649 @ anyone else who is interested to do this ^^

[alifeasvivid]

@sherlockscones, @whymsical-for-you, @irisoflunadreams uh… anyone else XD

[justwhymsical]

;;w;;

@offbrandramennoodles @kowltarou @totooru @triruntu !!

[kowltarou]

@cherry-shot ♡♡♡

[cherry-shot]

@catuscat @supergalaxykindred if you want to :3

[chronocreature]

! @spacemancharisma !

[bivertebrate]

I wasn’t tagged or anything but this looked fun! @jamie-gayle-piff @hunukr @imstuckathome12 @kokuyuseki @lovchunks

[laurajameskinney]

@pollylittlehigher-littlelower @apharc @lithuanianblood and @d-joana-a-shippadora if you want to do it

also @bivertebrate HA i have red hair naturally loser

[oops-joined-another-fandom]

@onesingularpotato @mossymayhem @dontbugmeimantisocial @largepumpkin @drowninginevenmorefeels @edgy-eggoise

[lesbian-shrimp]

Y’all ready for this?

*techno music insues*

@selkiecoat @dangerouslydopewasteland @jewish-keith @justanotherfellla @theroamingsnufkin

[dangerouslydopewasteland]

[transkilluas-deactivated2019111]

Emergency, need funds

I’m going to be homeless by june 27th unless I get enough funds to buy an apartment. I’m barely 18 and I have no where else to go. I just started working at a minimum wage job on 05/15/19 but because of the week lag between paychecks, I only got 109$. Ijust need the 900$ to buy the room for the month. Here’s my GoFundMe so please please please donate if you can!! if you cant, it would help me out a lot if you could promo this to other users. 

https://www.gofundme.com/a8ptah-im-going-to-be-homeless

[rainrebel-moved04012021]

the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

[the-malevolent-platypus]

“Perry is strictly professional and also a platypus”

I love the fact that “professional” is the first reason and “platypus” is the second, because this is extremely plausible for Perry.

“Yeah no I can’t fuck I’m on duty”.

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

Did you know that…?

1.Doofenshmirtz isn’t evil anymore,allowing Perry to date him

2.Romance betweet animal/human isn’t frowned upon in the Dwampyverse

we even got humans falling in love with inanimate objects, albeit played for laughs

[micaxiii]

one of Doofenshmirtz’ dates ditched him for a whale

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

we are talking about a universe where this is canon

for god’s sake

[rainrebel-moved04012021]

Look, I’m not that knowledgeable about Phineas and Ferb lore (although I’m very glad that my post resonated with the Gay Scientists Dating Tired Platypuses fandom) but what, pray tell, the fuck is going on? am i having a stroke? im willing to accept the teacher falling in love with her desk because language teachers just are like that but is this nerd about to bang an ice cone?? hello?????

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

It’s the ice cream machine,and her name is Carla

[darkwingsnark]

Let us also pop bottles for the time Doofenshmirtz had to help his ex-thwarty call’s current nemesis become desirable for punching again. 

[writtenletterstotheworld]

I thought Perry was with the Panda?

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

That’s a funny history actually.Peter the Panda is also dating his respective nemesis,he even got to met his parents

‘‘our boy is all grown up’‘ ‘‘why is he a panda bear’‘

had me crying

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

I think there was a scene where Peter and Perry were having dinner together at a fancy restaurant. But that was before Doofenshmirtz stopped being evil.

[journal-three]

what the fuck is going on in Phineas and Ferb

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

@deenalloh you have to watch milo murphy’s law season 2 to know what’s going on with Doofenshmirtz life.He stopped being evil to commit to his future self: ‘’Professor Time’’ inventor of time-travel and a public figure.

and he is trying to be a good guy now

also there’s 2 more time lines where he ends up good

1.Science teacher

2. O.W.C.A agent (The OWCA Files)

this universe is big and vast and doesn’t end at Phineas and Ferb

[whatamidoingqueer]

Okay but saying that just because some people in that universe are in love with animals/inanimate objects doesn’t mean it’s normal.

I mean, in our universe, someone wanted to marry the Eiffel Tower.

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

yeah..but you see..there’s this wonderful thing in cartoons that real life doesn’t have and its animals being actual sentient/anthropomorphic. So,you can’t compare our life with a cartoon ship in this case

[looney-mooney]

Also Perry is arguably one of the smartest characters on both shows when it comes to deductive reasoning, common sense, and social intelligence. He could tell just by looking at a room exactly what happened there a few hours ago. He can problem-solve on the fly, and does so very often. He has basic engineering skills (or at least, “basic” for this universe, which is kinda masterful for our universe), and can communicate complex thoughts to others despite being physically incapable of speaking English (he even knows ASL!) To claim that Perry the Platypus is incapable of providing consent simply because he isn’t human is a disservice to his character. And honestly, if we’re going by the anthropological definition of “human” (bipedal, opposable thumbs, ability to communicate complex thought), then he is by all means “human.” He’s just… A Human Platypus. …?

[rainrebel-moved04012021]

What the fuck became of my post

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

[romansleftshoulderpad]

Also Doof is legally an Ocelot

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

Logan that only raises more questions on an already strange post

[romansleftshoulderpad]

It’s canon. In the OWCA Files. Him legally being an ocelot is what allows him to be an agent.

[hoardofhyperfixations]

What the FUCK

[i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing-de]

Yeah, in one part of his long, tragic backstory, he was abandon and raised by ocelots

[ironwoman359]

I was wondering when someone was gonna bring up the ocelot thing

[kit-kat-ronnie-remade]

@virtuissimo

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

maybe instead of getting mad at me when you come down the stairs to see a bowl of freshly churned butter on the island counter you should get mad at yourself for leaving a bowl of fresh cream out when you’re aware of my passions

[beginagain]

hi big heads up ben and jerry’s is recalling a couple of their ice cream flavors because they forgot to list that there were nuts in them… this can be deadly for people so please help spread it

[theoppositeofadults]

“our work should equip the next generation of women to outdo us in every field this is the legacy we’ll leave.”

- rupi kaur

[ironslung]

happy woojin day!

happy birthday to one of the sweetest, funniest, greatest people on the planet. mister kim woojin, you’re seriously an angel. from your honey voice to your amazing sense of humor, you never fail to brighten any room you walk into. you’re always fun (and sometimes kinda scary (ref: finding skz episode 1)) and you are such a bright and important part of stray kids. without your voice, your wit, your charisma, skz wouldn’t be the same. i’m so thankful to be able to love and celebrate you bear king. happy birthday; stay golden. 

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[lxx-fxlix]

↖ this Tumblr user wishes Kim Woojin a happy 22nd birthday, and hopes he has an wonderful day celebrating his birthday with the other members of Stray Kids!

[loveforjjong]

happy jonghyun day!

[tteonajimara]

[1990.04.08] Happy birthday, Kim Jonghyun ♡ I love you so much, wherever you are, I hope the sun is shining for you.

[minishawol]

Some of my favorite Jonghyun moments

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Happy birthday to the owner of the most beautiful smile in the universe, the actual moon, an angel above, who will forever be 27 even though he would have been 29 today internationally (and 30 in South Korea). I love you and miss you. You did well, Kim Jonghyun.

[minhohchoi]

900408 - ∞ | happy birthday to our jonghyun ♡

The most beautiful thing in the world is right now. This moment. You. Don’t you ever forget that - kim jonghyun